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Alternative text on the sad one:

It's in a roll under system.

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Bubo the Owl from Clash of the Titans vs Mr. Owl from Tootsie Pops

Vote here for Mr. Owl

In the original television ad, a questioning boy (voiced by Buddy Foster) proposes the question to a cow (voiced by Frank Nelson), a fox (voiced by Paul Frees), a turtle (voiced by Ralph James) and an owl (voiced by Paul Winchell). Each one of the first three animals tells the kid to ask someone else, explaining that they would bite a Tootsie Pop every time they lick one. Eventually, he asks the owl, appearing wise, who offers to investigate. He starts licking the orange Tootsie Pop, but bites into it after only three licks. The child walks away, saying to himself, "If there's anything I can't stand, it's a smart owl." The commercial ends the same way, with various flavored Tootsie Pops unwrapped and being "licked away" until being crunched in the center with Herschel Bernardi asking, "How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie pop? The world may never know."

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Meanwhile I just want to hit things with my greataxe. I don't care about RP or rules so much. Just let me hit things with my orc barbarian please.

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Apprentice* Sith Lord

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This is why I take Sentinel and Polearm Master. Park myself in front of the squishies and anyone that approaches gets a polearm to the face opportunity attack that prevents them from moving.

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I saw a guy typing one handed on his moped yesterday...at speed.

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Computer, reset Emergency medical hologram to factory defaults. Authorization Janeway Alpha 6 Green.

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Reload every five seconds the global doomsday countdown clock.

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Stereotypes can form a few ways. Not all of which are based upon truth. Illusory correlation is the phenomenon of perceiving a relationship between variables even when no such relationship exists.

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Maybe they bring them back because they like to chase them. I don't know I'm not a dog scientist.

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