[-] teft@startrek.website 33 points 2 years ago

Alternative text on the sad one:

It's in a roll under system.

[-] teft@startrek.website 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Bubo the Owl from Clash of the Titans vs Mr. Owl from Tootsie Pops

Vote here for Mr. Owl

In the original television ad, a questioning boy (voiced by Buddy Foster) proposes the question to a cow (voiced by Frank Nelson), a fox (voiced by Paul Frees), a turtle (voiced by Ralph James) and an owl (voiced by Paul Winchell). Each one of the first three animals tells the kid to ask someone else, explaining that they would bite a Tootsie Pop every time they lick one. Eventually, he asks the owl, appearing wise, who offers to investigate. He starts licking the orange Tootsie Pop, but bites into it after only three licks. The child walks away, saying to himself, "If there's anything I can't stand, it's a smart owl." The commercial ends the same way, with various flavored Tootsie Pops unwrapped and being "licked away" until being crunched in the center with Herschel Bernardi asking, "How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie pop? The world may never know."

[-] teft@startrek.website 35 points 2 years ago

Meanwhile I just want to hit things with my greataxe. I don't care about RP or rules so much. Just let me hit things with my orc barbarian please.

[-] teft@startrek.website 34 points 2 years ago

Apprentice* Sith Lord

[-] teft@startrek.website 34 points 2 years ago

This is why I take Sentinel and Polearm Master. Park myself in front of the squishies and anyone that approaches gets a polearm to the face opportunity attack that prevents them from moving.

[-] teft@startrek.website 35 points 2 years ago

Computer, reset Emergency medical hologram to factory defaults. Authorization Janeway Alpha 6 Green.

[-] teft@startrek.website 33 points 2 years ago

This was me after not posting for most of yesterday. I have to shitpost at least once every 16 hours or I revert back to my natural liquid state.

[-] teft@startrek.website 35 points 2 years ago

Reload every five seconds the global doomsday countdown clock.

[-] teft@startrek.website 35 points 2 years ago

From wikipedia

The central black hole of the quasar devours an extremely huge amount of matter, equivalent to 4,000 solar masses of material every year.

It is 25,000 times more luminous than all the stars in the milky way galaxy combined.

Those two facts are mind bogglingly insane.

[-] teft@startrek.website 34 points 2 years ago

Stereotypes can form a few ways. Not all of which are based upon truth. Illusory correlation is the phenomenon of perceiving a relationship between variables even when no such relationship exists.

[-] teft@startrek.website 34 points 2 years ago

Maybe they bring them back because they like to chase them. I don't know I'm not a dog scientist.

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