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This is the fun part (startrek.website)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Meanwhile I just want to hit things with my greataxe. I don't care about RP or rules so much. Just let me hit things with my orc barbarian please.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ah, I see my husband has made a Lemmy account.

For real though, he is not there for the story or the rp, he's there to rage out and fight. Meanwhile I'm doing shitty voices and putting on a full Oscar worthy performance.

There are such broad dynamics between what players want, and I fucking love how flexible D&D is for that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You know what women in Italy in the renaissance did to their husbands who displeased them? Used aqua tofana to solve that problem.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

“… a strong poison created in Sicily around 1630…”

“It was a colorless, tasteless liquid and therefore easily mixed with water or wine…”

Vizzini never had a chance.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Definitely something to keep in mind the next time he denies me the standing ovation I deserve for my performance. 💅

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Players get mad ate when I say this because we're 'playing an rpg not a number simulator'

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Just make him 8 int and 8 cha so no one asks you do anything important except smash. Thats what i do.