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[–] 149 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Luke at 23 - Jedi Master

Anakin at 23 - Not a Jedi Master

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  • [–] 45 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Sith lord, jedi master, tomayto, tomawto

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  • [–] 68 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    On the other hand, he didn't get two of his limbs chopped off and end up thrown into a pit of lava a short time later, requiring him to spend the rest of his life in an armored suit. So maybe the incest was worth it?

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  • [–] [S] 79 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    So maybe the incest was worth it

    -FlyingSquid, 2023

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    That just activated a long supressed and forgotten part of gaming history. At one point in Final Fantasy XI, you could get a really powerful sword from a dragon. Someone once asked "Would you fuck your sister for a Ridill". Not everyone said no... I might be getting the phrasing of the question wrong since it was 10+ years ago. I tried googling but nothing came up.

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  • [–] 54 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Number of younglings slain:

    Luke - 0
    Anakin - Numerous

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Are we absolutely sure there were no kids on the deathstar?

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Fair point, but... why would they lol

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

    The Death Star was huge, I'm sure people fucked and made babies on it. I doubt they would just let people leave the Death Star to go raise their kids. That either means kids were just ejected into space, or they were raised on the Death Star.

    Given Darth Vader's history with children, it's not unlikely that he just said "fuck them kids" and had them yeeted, but it's funnier to imagine a Death Star Day Care, so imma go with that as my head canon.

    Edit: you guys are coming up with some valid counterpoints, but my head canon is still funnier, so I'm sticking with it.

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  • [–] 47 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Luke at 22: Jedi Master

    Anakin at 22: ...

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  • [–] 46 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Luke at 22: Blew up the Death Star

    Kinda big thing to not include

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  • [–] 43 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    Guys can we please not make comparisons like this? Everybody is on their own life journey at their own pace. Anakin was taken in to be the apprentice of a great Jedi master when he was but a wee lad, luke had no opportunities beyond farming dirt and constructing additional pylons with his aunt and uncle well into adulthood.

    These types of comparisons are unfair and unhealthy and promote unrealistic expectations on young impressionable minds.

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    [–] 31 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Tbf, they both made out with a princess, and while Anakin mostly farmed bots for exp Luke's actual KDA was amazing.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Did the death star have a daycare? If so, he got anakin beat on younglings slaughtered too.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I don’t think so. The Death Star was a military vessel, and spouses/children don’t usually don’t get to come along on those sorts of things. Having said that, maybe there would be some children on if there was some sort of christening celebration or school field trip on board at the time of the attack.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (10 children)

    Anakin lost to Obi Wan so I'm not sure how you can consider him the strongest Jedi.

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    [–] 24 points 2 years ago

    He destroyed the Death Star and rescued a princess. Those seem notable.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I had a friend that "trained" french kissing on her brother. She told me this when we were +25 like it was super nornal and one of the pluses of having a brother (he was 1 year young only, so he wasn't being abused. They were just like this)

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I mean, compare them at 23 next.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Kids - listen to me. There's only ONE star wars movie. The rest are fan-made films that are fun but meaningless. Don't get confused.

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    [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    Ahem, he was also bulls-eyeing womp rats in his T-16.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    Anakin at 22 will be a father in the future.

    lol

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "Future father" is the glass half-full version of "former child".

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The "General" part doesn't really count since all Jedi were automatically commissioned with high ranks during the war. Ahsoka was a Commander at 16, leading troops into battle while still a padawan.

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    [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    🎶 Sweet home Alderaan 🎶

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