this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Any after pics? I’ve seen this everywhere but no after pics.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Good for them!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

I hate that my first thought is insurance will use this as a way to avoid paying out

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

+10 for holding the roof on the house

+5 for holding the house on the foundation

-7 for creating a large strong web effectively doubling the surface area where flying things can destroy your house.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

I don’t know if this stupid or genius. Now I’m curious.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

ok so. This isn't going to stop a tree, or a large rock from flying through the side of you wall, but if you home isn't mounted to the foundation (common in old homes) or very well mounted, or just not very wind load capable, this could actually be beneficial.

You could still experience "wall buckling" but since the roof is relatively secured, you're acting from a separate point of leverage. Which is essentially going to be in the middle of the wall, rather than at the top of the wall.

This is all assuming that these anchor points are as strong or stronger than the straps and mounting hardware. And the fact that your home doesn't disintegrate between the staps.

[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 week ago (6 children)

The problem is almost never that the wind it blowing, its what the wind is blowing.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 week ago (2 children)

In this case, I expect it's going to be blowing those ratchet straps after they become unanchored, turning them into whips that'll cleave the roof in half.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

unanchored

whips

schrodingers whip. How is it both unanchored and a whip at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Two anchor points per strap.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

if one of them goes, the other is pretty likely to go as well. Unless you just didn't secure it properly, in which case skill issue.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (12 children)

The description for the picture says they are connected to big burried concrete blocks, so likely the house is gone before these straps get loose.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hurricanes rip poorly built roofs off all the time. Builders get lazy and install the hurricane anchor things wrong. At least the local home inspector on Reddit used to say

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I wonder what the vibration frequency of those straps is, once the wind is blowing through them.

Will they vibrate the roof into mush before they pull out of the ground and become metal ended whips?

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (11 children)
[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago
  • plucks ratchet strap as it's tightening - "Bb...B, C...Db, D, D, D...Yeah'p. At'll git er."
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As long as someone is shredding death metal guitar on the roof throughout the storm, I approve.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

slaps tightened straps "That's not going anywhere"

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If this homeowner is as good at tying down his house as the yokels around here are at tying down their cargo, then the odds are this house is somehow going to end up hitting my windshield.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Apparently, he's not the first, and it might actually have a chance of working.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Worth a try. If it does not work, it did not cost a fortune, if it does, good for the owner.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

Unless there's a footing these straps are being anchored to that I'm not seeing, I doubt it'll do very much besides potentially acting as very dangerous whips.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You'd be surprized how strong an industrial screwed-in ground anchor holds. And it has to be anchored at the correct angle towards the load.

So, most likely, they will not just rip out, and they have a good chance to add a significant force holding down that roof.

If done properly, of course.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

If the roof doesn't crack from the added pressure points.

There seems to be an extra bar/pole at the top to distribute the load, though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

There is a news video about it, it's anchored to concrete and rebar 8 feet deep or something like that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I’ve seen these deck strap things that you push way down into the ground and as you pull them up a little the flatten out and turn sideways. Really easy to install and harder than hell to pull out. I think it’s called an earth anchor maybe. I bet that’s what he used here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

yeah these look like footings to me, i see what looks to be a small concrete protuberance right out of the ground. Also these would likely just pull out of the ground if they weren't anchored, and they wouldn't be whips, just very odd debris.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Yeah I watched a short news clip with him in it and he said they are attached to concrete that goes 8 feet down.

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