[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago

That's why we stole the rainbow from god

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago

Turns out the havana rays cooking their brains is just UV

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago

Are you really a billionaire without a connection to Epstein?

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 38 points 6 days ago

The resolutions would fail even if the democrats controlled 100% of the government

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago

If only there were some early signs of antisocial disorders

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 29 points 6 days ago

Now that I think about this, I'm pretty much just a regular preacher

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 32 points 6 days ago

I never remember the actual quotes from the bible, but I know the preacher cadence and the biblical language well enough that when I make shit up, people usually believe it's from the bible

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 71 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The worst things I've heard about Ibrahim Traore:

  1. Stopped illegal gold mining in Burkina Faso and instead started a gold reserve for the country /e I forgot to mention the nationalization of mines
  2. Tried to get roads built by contractors, and then used the money to buy the equipment and hire people to do the work without middle men
  3. Asked Putin for education instead of handouts

I've learned all of this through youtube shorts, but it can't be worse than the AI generated and narrated "reddit" posts

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submitted 11 months ago by mayo_cider@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net

Sorry about Hasan yelling over it, but I won't link to h3

Sam said he'd join Hamas and pick up a weapon if he was Palestinian, Ethan said he agrees with everything but the genocide was an inevitable response and therefore Hamas' fault and also remember Hasan

Then Sam said I don't care about Hasan, give me a weapon

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I'm old enough to splinter the party

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I hope the final battle against 40 commoners and one knight is as fun to play as it's funny to me

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submitted 1 year ago by mayo_cider@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

I realized I was missing people to argue with and got a lot more argumentative even when it wasn't necessary, my friends like me again now that I can let out my frustrations on people I don't know (and who have way worse arguments)

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He's tariffing the imperial core harder

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I was thinking about something like this, any other cool silhouettes you can think of?

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by mayo_cider@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

I don't want to spam my plug during the christmas time, but they said they'll be available in "a few hours" four hours ago

When is it appropriate to message again in a Marxist framework?

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by mayo_cider@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

I met a guy in a bar, and they asked me why the democrats lost (we don't live in the US)

I replied with something along the lines of "because they didn't condemn the genocide in Gaza" and they responded with "isn't that hypocritical? The left claims to be against antisemitism"

I tried to explain the usual antizionism isn't antisemitism, but before I finished they responded with "but we have to give the [antisemitic slur] something"

I had to leave for my turn on the karaoke, but after that they came up to me apologizing and explaining how they hate both sides

I don't want to live in a shitty web comic

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submitted 2 years ago by mayo_cider@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

When I said "makes sense", they asked why

The outed friend bought blåhaj three years ago

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 81 points 2 years ago

brad pitt is a maoist confirmed

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by mayo_cider@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

I went a bit too close to the nest, and the hawk flew a few feet away and started drooping both of its wings like they were injured

Then it seemed to realize it was overacting and started to droop just one wing

When I started to walk away, it decided to go all in, let go of the branch it was hanging from and pretended to fall to the ground (while flapping its wings just enough to land on its feet)

All in all 4/5 performance, would have most likely fooled me if I was a natural predator to hawks

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by mayo_cider@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

All of them are the people who wouldn't get offered coke at illuminati's annual meeting

They are the people snitching to the security at bohemian grove about all the drugs and extramarital affairs happening there

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 75 points 2 years ago

The fact that Trump was the funniest president doesn't mean he was a good president

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 77 points 2 years ago

I mean, you survived an encounter with a violent thug

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 71 points 2 years ago

Rome was started by a wolf with huge titties

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