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[–] numlok@lemmy.world 77 points 15 hours ago

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 17 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

It actually is an issue. Most women don't like having their cervix punched repeatedly. Girth can also cause pain. It really sucks when you can see it in their eyes that they start hurting but they tell you to keep going (my SO gets mad if I stop because she decides when she taps out).

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[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 point 1 hour ago

The latter part here is the important thing. She communicates it, and until she says otherwise, don't stop hammering or you'll frustrate her.

My ex wife just couldn't enjoy it, but tbh that's because she wasn't that into me. My girlfriend now just goes absolutely insane for it. There is a noticable physical accommodation difference in the two that I feel, and I guess the major difference is that she has a minimum arousal level before it's effortless for her. And that's both of us, its not great if Im not SSJ Blue and she's not lost her mind enough.

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[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah.... My wife totally says mine is too big..... Totally

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[–] village604@adultswim.fan 8 points 10 hours ago (1 child)

I mean, if you're bottoming out you both will know it.

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[–] boonhet@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 hours ago

It's quite variable too. I'm very average in terms of length and with one partner we discovered that that's enough to hit the cervix. She did not have a pleasant experience that time. Others have been fine with my size (minus one size queen who found it far too small)

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 71 points 19 hours ago* (17 children)

Wait wait wait, that's the real Elizabeth Holmes speaking with the real Nathan Fielder?

Dude what the fuck is this timeline?

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[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 hours ago (1 child)

I have no idea who either of these people are

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 hour ago

Nathan Fielder is a very funny man, look up Nathan for You.

Elizabeth Holmes is a fraudster, I would just watch the documentary if you want to learn more about her. Or you can look her up, it was big news a few years ago.

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[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 9 points 11 hours ago

And you're the real Jax making a real comment on the real Fediverse?!

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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 39 points 16 hours ago

I didn't know what she looked like before this, but I recognized Nathan Fielder and assumed this was acted. Nope!

Apparently she requested his crew to make this documentary, and he even lived with her and her husband for a while to do it. Absolutely insane.

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[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 51 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (11 children)

And I believe its a REAL documentary too.

Everything about her is fake. It was when she defrauded investors, her speaking voice, and apparently her goddamn facial expressions too.

Edit: I don't think shes acting. I think she's dissociating.

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[–] jackal@infosec.pub 38 points 18 hours ago (10 children)

It is indeed a real documentary. Nathan Fielder spent 30 days living with her before she was incarcerated. I can’t wait to watch this shit when it loads for me.

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[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 35 points 16 hours ago (9 children)

That's OK, I didn't want to know the name of this documentary anyway...........

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[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 20 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

You Can See Everything

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[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 hours ago (1 child)

Where?

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[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 point 58 minutes ago

I think he's in right field.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 43 points 18 hours ago (8 children)

Oh man that lady is sexy as hell and I know I can change her.

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[–] shiroininja@lemmy.world 17 points 5 hours ago

I saw this comment “I bet it grips like a corporate handshake”

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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

Oh hell no. Narcissists are the 9th level of hell of crazy. Never worth it.

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[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Never worth it.

Worth noting, by all means have some mind blowing sex with the crazy women but don't marry them.

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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago* (2 children)

Narcissists don't work that way. If they like you enough to have sex with you, good chance you saying no in the future will hurt their ego and now you got a stalker who will tell your family, friends and police all sorts of nonsense to attempt to trap you.

It's never worth it.

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[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 1 point 54 minutes ago (1 child)

Well, I was making a joke. Obviously people should be careful with who they share themselves with and use their best judgment.

Also I'm sorry for whoever hurt you, I'm not going through your account history but based on this comment it sounds like maybe you had to deal with some narcissist bullshit first hand. Me too, so best of luck and hopefully it has or will get better.

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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 point 41 minutes ago*

Haha it's not me, it's a buddy of mine who ignored all warnings and started hooking up with her. But she has dragged in people from my social circle, involved children, authorities, etc. It's a lot of stress just being involved second hand.

Just really serious with my warnings because too many people think "I can change her/him" or "Its just this one time, it won't matter". Narcissists are super dangerous to deal with and will metaphorically burn the world around them to get what they believe they deserve. Much like the current US president.

https://youtu.be/GGJSRFWALTI

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[–] Space_Cowboy92@lemmy.world 20 points 16 hours ago (7 children)

To anyone wanting a teaser at the upcoming documentary:

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[–] Asetru@feddit.org 17 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

I have no idea who those people are and the trailer doesn't help me the slightest bit to know what's going on.

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[–] jve@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago

Hah yeah it really doesn’t, does it‽

She is Elizabeth Holmes. Convicted fraudster responsible for Therenos which promised to sell miracle blood testing kits, but actually just got a lot of investor cash and conned a lot of people. Looking at this trailer, she still seems to believe her own crazy, but who knows.

He is Nathan Fielder, I guess you’d call him a filmmaker comedian? His schtick is that he’s basically able to put people in awkward situations in a way that is frankly hard to describe for me. The Rehearsal and Nathan For You are both very very unique and hilarious, but not for everyone.

I am unreasonably excited for this movie.

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[–] fake@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

The woman is Elizabeth Holmes, the Theranos fraud.

The film tho

On September 6, 2026, You Can See Everything, an A24 documentary depicting Holmes in the weeks before she began her prison sentence, premiered in a surprise screening at the Telluride Film Festival.

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[–] Asetru@feddit.org 3 points 8 hours ago* (1 child)

The woman is Elizabeth Holmes, the Theranos fraud.

The what?

Just kidding, I just looked it up myself. She started a company with a product that didn't exist... that's all?

The whole story reads a bit underwhelming. But I guess it was a big deal if there is now a movie about it.

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[–] fake@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 hours ago

Not really a movie, just some guy followed her around a bit before she went to prison. She isn't inherently interesting, just I think people are fascinated by a twisted mind like this. Especially because the documentary/whatever apparently doesn't paint her in a good light, and she still allowed it. Delusional from start to end.

Surprised you'd never heard of Theranos before though. ColdFusion did a great short doco on it.