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The market has spoken, and it said some real stupid shit. I've given up on gaming as a hobby, and good riddance.

Go the extra mile and have body doubles on each flight

Like a jolly rancher of pus

The Dark Gary fled across the desert, and the Light Gary followed.

good old fashon sword and shield and health potions until it dies or I die.

I'm the same way. No tricks, no fancy shit. Just manfight until I get good enough to beat them.

It costs 1 blue mana to summon them I guess

Yeah come on OP let us test what you're saying.

Her jeans were in a war with those tree trunks she calls legs and we're utterly decimated

You say that and yet almost any competitive online game is rife with cheaters, while single player games have tons of easily available trainers and god mode mods.

If someone pulls out a flip phone I'm just going to assume they're a drug dealer

not using a reusable scrub brush to clean your anus