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[-] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 176 points 2 years ago

I don't feel the need to post my life online... Continues to post personal story online

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 146 points 2 years ago

The difference is ~~it's fake~~ the anonymity.

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 124 points 2 years ago

Doesn't live online --->>> posts on 4chan

[-] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

never felt like I needed to post my life for the whole world to see

As he posts a story from his life 🙄

Dude is so oblivious and arrogant. He barely knows her and is already judging, thankfully smart girl saw the signs and dodged a bullet. It's rare for greentext to have a happy ending.

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[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 64 points 2 years ago

NGL if you have a flip phone now, you're either a contract killer, a drug dealer and or a stage 5 weirdo.

[-] ddkman@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago

This is just judgemental and stupid. If you are easily distracted not using a smartphone outside business hours is hugely beneficial.

I use a lumia 550, but REALLY I would prefer an old school phone like the w800i, but a good k750/w800/k800 is rare and expensive at this point and pretty likely to fail. (I have 2g here). So the lumia it is.

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[-] ToxicWaste@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago

Friend of mine bought her first smart phone about a year ago. She just didn't need any of the functions on a smartphone and was happier with her flip phone: pretty much infinite battery, near indestructible, does communicate just ok.

Only reason she bought a smart phone is to download some group chat clients. Since she broke up with her BF, we additionally had to write her on SMS. So she made it a bit easier for us.

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[-] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 57 points 2 years ago

I know this is likely fake, but I have gotten that reaction from people. Folks really find it strange when you don't have social media. The times it really sucks is when they think you're lying and just don't want to add them.

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[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 57 points 2 years ago

loner, but not autistic or ugly so I get invited out pretty often

Oof. This hurt to read

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[-] kawlb@sh.itjust.works 52 points 2 years ago

you have xmpp? -no...

Matrix, Briar, SimpleX? -no

gotta have Email at least? ... ... no 🧐

[-] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

I only know two women who use non-standard social apps, and both of them work in NGOs with good reason to not trust corps/government.

[-] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago

If you don’t have lemmy nobody will fuck you.

[-] AlfredEinstein@lemmy.world 91 points 2 years ago

Her: "What's Lemmy?"

Me: "It's like if 500 nerds emulated the Reddit experience of 2011."

Her: (visibly drying)

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 years ago

"It's like if 500 nerds emulated the Reddit experience of 2011."

Now we just need Woody Harrelson in here talking about Rampart.

[-] misophist@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Her: (visibly drying)

Ben Shapiro intensifies.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Redditor? Forever virgin.

Lemming? Sex machine.

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[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 48 points 2 years ago

Being on 4chan a wayyy bigger red flag than using a flip phone most of the time.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 41 points 2 years ago

Of course, I imagine he pulled the phone out and opened it in one smooth motion.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 41 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I am terminally online and even I don't want to engage with someone I know IRL through social media. We don't need to be on discord or Instagram or Reddit to talk 1 on 1. We can just fucking text. Like on the phone. No, I don't want to download Kik or whatsapp or any other random, sketchy app. We can text through the phone.

[-] Firipu@startrek.website 17 points 2 years ago

Fuck texting like a Neanderthal. Use a modern, and secure app to communicate. WhatsApp as a bottom of the barrel thing (99% of society outside of the US is on it, so it's the de facto standard) , signal or better if you can.

[-] Pohl@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago

Nothing makes me smirk like the rest of the world bragging to Americans that they use Facebook to text. Yeah guys, you nailed it. Big win. We’re over here using standard protocols like rubes. I’m sure you get all kinds of security from that free app from Mr Zuckerberg. lol

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[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

Shes gonna think you're handing her a burner phone dude lmao

[-] funktion@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

If someone pulls out a flip phone I'm just going to assume they're a drug dealer

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[-] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 28 points 2 years ago

Ive missed out on job opportunities because i dont keep any socials. There have been a couple companies ive applied to that i got a callback from after the interviews where they basically said my lack of online presence was a red flag for them. Like wtf does it matter if i use facebook or linkden or whatever? I get that it helps them get a feel for the candidate before hiring them, but still...

[-] Flyingostrich@endlesstalk.org 18 points 2 years ago

Funny thing is, some places love when people Dont have social media. I have had to go thrugh a lot of background checks for my jobs before and most of the time they are happy to hear that there is no social media for me to say dumb stuff on online.

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[-] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 years ago

If you don't like social media, why would you pretend to like social media to attract someone else who REALLY REALLY cares about social media? It's bound to fail.

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[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

Always lead with "I don't have any social media."

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

A drug dealers flip phone. Lol

[-] yOya@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago

I'm not like the other ~~girls~~ boys.

[-] carghai@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Hey I want to look at 4chan stuff like this but not get flashed with porn, any tips?

[-] CannedTuna@sh.itjust.works 52 points 2 years ago

Stick to communities like this that screencap the good bits so you don’t have to sort through the crap.

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[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

This is why I keep a Bare-bones instagram account,despite not using social media.

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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago
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[-] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Lemmy is it for me. Oh and a discord server with my gaming buddies. The rest of it just feels pretty gross.

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[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago
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[-] finestnothing@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

This just makes me even happier that I've been with my (now) wife since sophomore year of highschool so I don't have to deal with this mess of a dating environment

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[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

You want my social media? I hope you love pictures of my cat.

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