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Mammals have muscle? (lemmynsfw.com)
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[-] [email protected] 112 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You heard it here, if anyone is attracted to hot blonde women such as myself, they are now gay, which means as members of the gay community, they have to support LGBTQ+ rights now.

Sorry, I don't make the rules.

[-] [email protected] 100 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Sorry, I don't make the rules."

  • Some guy making up arbitrary rules
[-] [email protected] 82 points 2 years ago

"I like women that look like I can intimidate and beat them easily because I'm not really a man" - Guys that say they don't like muscular women

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

I can see not being attracted to a muscular aesthetic (though I do I think the image here is a bit silly). I say that as a loser who'd let a jacked woman beat me to death with a waffle maker.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Yeah, it's perfectly fine if that's not your cup of tea, as long as you extend the same courtesy to everyone else

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Guys that denigrate muscular women for their physique

Not being into a particular body type isn't a bad thing. Looking down on someone for it is.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ex-friend was much like that. Really tall dude, liked tiny, subservient women. One time him and his wife were over.

"I don't allow her to wear makeup or cut her hair."

Right in front of us all. For real. (She eventually escaped!)

And yes, I hung out with such a man. Typical, young right-winger, full of rage that the world he had seen and been promised, his grandad's world, his dad's world, was taken from him by "the others".

I was slowly turning him around. And it was working! Pussed out, gave up on him. Still feel bad about it. I might have saved him but for my lack of patience and moral courage.

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"My manhood rests solely on being able to beat up women"

  • some loser
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[-] [email protected] 58 points 2 years ago

Why is gatekeeping straightness even such an interesting topic people fixate over so much? Contrapoints "Are Traps Gay?" video provided some quite compelling answers to that question FWIW.

The universe started from a mysterious dot, we're apes in clothes, and one day we will all be dust. It seems weird af to devote so much energy to worrying about the rules of which genitals interlock with which.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

Johnny Bravo: I'm straight, so if it makes my dick hard it's a woman 🀟

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

Anyone who, unsolicitedly, provides some kind of blanket statement about what is and isn't gay from a position of assumed authority, is gay as hell and in denial.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

So you're gay as hell?

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[-] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago

Guy is scared she'd pop his head with her thighs like a watermelon. Or that she'd crush his wimpy little dick with her ass-cheeks.

Or most likely he's scared that she can lift more than him. Maybe he's intimidated by a woman who could bench press his ass.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago

Stop. Please. We can only get so erect.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

We must push further. For science!

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[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago

Fellas is it gay to be attracted to a pretty blonde with an effeminate face, thick as fuck thighs and a big arse?

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Normalize πŸ‘ straight πŸ‘ men πŸ‘ being πŸ‘ gay πŸ‘ for πŸ‘ women πŸ‘

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago

Logically continuing this thought, is it then absolutely straight for a dude to be into the most feminine twinks if being into slightly less-than-average feminine women is apparently gay?

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[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"If you're attracted to her you're a latent homosexual" says the homosexual closeted by their own shame.

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

Considering a youtuber recently got his family doxxed because he made a kinda effeminate video video celebrating him liking women, I'm going to go with what I think is the best response: Yeah man, I'm a guy and I'm gay for women, go deal with that.

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

Guys I guess I'm gay but I've got no problem with that

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Who is she and does she know she's a gay icon?

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

ME a lesbian: πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

It's always the insecure men confessing their insecurity about muscle ladies, always

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Guess I’m gay as fucc then cause she can step aaaaaaaall over me @.@

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Oh I’m far beyond latent in my homosexuality

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Them: β€œIt’s gay to be attracted to a fit woman!”

Me: β€œWelp, guess I’m gay then! Do I get a badge or something?”

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Then I guess I'm gay as FUCK

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

She's more ripped than her jeans but that damn smile is such a killer, make her look so sweet

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Even if that was true, I don't have problem with that. On the other hand, what's with those jeans? Was she in a war or something? It has to be pita to put them on.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Her jeans were in a war with those tree trunks she calls legs and we're utterly decimated

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

I think the point is that she has muscles.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

I’m straight as, but in this case… would it matter?

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

But I like Death by Snu-Snu…

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