dragonfucker

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Drag hears that Iran keeps its nuclear bombs right next to the palantirs and lightsabers, in their unicorn preserve.

[–] [email protected] 117 points 5 days ago (94 children)

You Lemmy.ml people asked Biden to step down because he's old. What did you expect? He stepped down because he's old just like you wanted, and even endorsed a candidate who doesn't have any dementia at all. Who did you expect him to endorse, Mao's zombie?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Drag has no problem with the Advanced Encryption Standard, which is the first Google result for AES.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 days ago

Drag would like to have a deck to play with drag's dragon.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Steam Dick hahahaha

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

That was when drag learned to play the piano!

Keep learning new things, and time will pass slower.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Drag doesn't think we should call cow breast milk real milk, because validating it makes people more likely to drink it, and that's wrong. We should be telling them it's weird. That should be the default position for society.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago

Twitter is bad.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Drag thanks you for understanding, but drag would like to clarify something. Drag was speaking about politics. Drag thinks milk is political, and that it's a bigger political issue than anything happening in China. There are 1.55 billion cows being enslaved for dairy and beef. There are more slaves being kept for breast milk right now than there were slaves in the entirety of the Holocaust. Milk is one of the biggest political issues in the entire world. The only things more political than milk are meat, carbon dioxide, and aliens. Drag was being very political.

Drag says aliens because Earth is not the most important place in the universe. It's just the most important place we have access to. That's why we need to look after it until we can learn who is out there. When we do, our Earth problems will suddenly seem very small. And also they will think we're weird for drinking cow breast milk when we had perfectly good oat milk.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Drag cares for the plight of the Uyghurs. But drag is not Chinese and drag can't do much to affect things in China other than campaigning to send drag's country to war. Drag doesn't like war. There are 10 times as many enslaved cows as there are Uyghurs in China. Drag thinks if you care about slavery, start with the cows. Especially if you're not Chinese and don't have much way to free the Uyghur slaves. If drag was Chinese, drag would be trying to free the Uyghurs and the cows. But in drag's country, the most drag can do for Uyghurs is say that what is being done to them is wrong. Drag can tell people that normal milk is vegan milk and drinking breast milk is for perverts, and drag thinks that will have a bigger effect on reducing slavery.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Ohhh, drag just went back and read the thread. This is a China thread. Drag forgot. Drag just has strong opinions on milk, drag didn't mean to imply anything about economics. Vegan milk is a more important political issue in drag's opinion than whatever humans are up to.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (6 children)

Russia is capitalist, mate. The Berlin Wall fell. Drag doesn't know why you think drag might be a tankie. Drag's an anarchist. And you replied to a comment about milk.

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