Just shooting rich people into space (and letting them return) for no particular reason is dumb enough. We really don't need you to make it even dumber.

You know, I was confused when I heard about the "all women" crew. I was like, "how forward after all the craziness happening."

But it's just more rich fucks. And how fucking tone deaf. Read the fucking room. "You're all losing jobs and being denied rights? But what if a billionaire took a millionaire into space? Wouldn't that be inspiring!"

Society really fucking hates women

I might just be seeing things, but do those flight suits have flared bottoms?

Bezos has gone too far, he must be stopped.

I mean, they're not wrong that billionaires going to space is just mocking people...

Somebody’s been watching Season 3 of Agents of SHIELD and thinking it’s a documentary

That's a pretty great coincidence. Upright you're an astronaut, but flip and you're the agent of the devil

6 influencers going into space, not astronauts.

Ah, yes, 'they'. I forgot about this secret group who jokingly use symbols and codes to hint at what they're really up to, like it's some rule that you can't be fully secretive and have to leave clues for the big-brains who are in the know.

Man this would be so cool if true, but sadly it's just rich people showing off

Katy Perry was real life 30 Rock's Jenna Maroney. Here are some of her literal quotes while in space

"It's not about me, I'm here to talk about the world."

She then sings

"We're going to put the ass in astronaut."

"for the benefit of Earth."

That would be so much cooler than what it actually was.

having baphomet on the patch would have gone so hard and would have been 10x cooler though

Well, if this is some attempt at a virgin sacrifice, I don't think they're doing it right.

This is the clearest case I have ever seen of pareidolia I have ever seen, and I saw people talking about sphinxes on Mars.

Rich people are the devil

Remember when NASA was gonna send their first all-female crew but they cancelled last minute because they only had one small space suit? I remember.

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These Mark Dice types are always behind the times. Baphomet was so 2010. DEI and Great Replacement are the cool thing now.