Isn't Digg still around? It will exist forever probably, but it is definitely a husk of its former self.

I did hunter safety when I was 12 in Wisconsin.

Now I am depressed and hot.

Genius

How many can we have before the entire thing just collapsed on itself?

Man I wish I got 25 ever.

Not sure if intentional...

I really hope this is, I hadn't heard of it before.

Mosquitos can't harass me in my house if I burn it down in the process!

"Convenience fee"

I would imagine that person won't let them upstairs, so they're forced to stay down there.

Yeah, we call those boats.