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[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I could peel the flesh off a freshly killed gazelle: much like a lion

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know, but I hear that if he ever gets out of here he's going to Katmandu

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (9 children)

Fries are meant to be crispy. Fuckin fight me, you snot eating fry slurper

Edit: Ah, I see this comment has attracted the attention of the FLQ

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

An over done cheap steak with HP is good - not celebration well done, but over cooked. Steak night in an oilfield camp style steak

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

What's ax handling? Captain Kirk double hand chop?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 20 hours ago

Whatever you do, don't google male chicks. God the food industry is awful

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Where I am from, ordering a medium gets you a sideways glance, and anything above that gets you bodily tossed out of any self-respecting household or establishment.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 21 hours ago

This is EXACTLY what I hear.

If you need me I'll be over in the corner stroking my lobes

 

I cringe every time I hear another guy refer to women like this

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