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Stand your ground (slrpnk.net)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 99 points 10 months ago

Five men.

Six words.

Two mistakes.

This summer, they are:

Scared & Stupid (rated R)

[-] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

Looks like five mistakes to me. And two spelling errors.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Mistakes were made.

But this summer a champion will come...

And fix their errors - forever.

Scared & Stupid 2: Rise of l'Otter

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Is that the flag of Puerto Rico?

[-] [email protected] 57 points 10 months ago

Impressive, to be able to have a spelling and a grammar mistake in that sentence.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

Don't forget the crimes against fashion.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Nothing is less threatening then a man in shorts.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

You’re not actually sorry.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Somebody's going to make a horror movie based just off of this comment.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

Fun fact, this is like one of the only ways you can permanently lose mail delivery... although it's admittedly rare. I think the carrier has to start the complaint.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Another way is to live in Summit County CO, where the USPS just doesn’t have to deliver the mail for whatever reason

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Unfortunately only a couple of neighborhoods are actually serviced, everyone else has to either get a box at the post office (limited availability) or pay $600/yr to get a box at the UPS store, as I do. Price to live in paradise I suppose.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

The otters came slowly, then they came quickly and in great numbers. The one Australian on the human team fell to the ground in a fetal position and started having emu flashbacks.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

How can you make those mistakes???

[-] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago

School bad, gun good

[-] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Aww, how proud they are, the little green shits. Bless their hearts.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Oh, LOOTERS! Took me a minute.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Yeah. I'm starting to think the misspelling is not deliberate, but ironic - it's one thing to have guns and a written warning saying you will use them. It's another to loudly convey that you're this dumb and also have guns.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I at least knew what that part meant.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

That's grammatically bad even in French or Franglish. It should be Les otters.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Or, singular, l'otter is not le afraid.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

"Survivors will be shoot again".

[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Something tells me these guys are more bark than bite. Either that or they're really really good at shooting and they're going to shoot the next person they see on their property before figuring out why they're there.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Lotters? Is this some vernacular I'm unfamiliar with?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

It says, in fact, LOπERS.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

WILL BE SH∞T ON SIGHT

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

They attempted to write "Loiters* will be shot* on sight".

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Or “Looters” Or “Lawyers” Or “Losers” Or maybe it really is “L’Otters”. Those radical left rascals causing mayhem and dissection in the workers.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Wouldn’t it be loiterers?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

LotRers.

Fans of Lord of the Rings.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Yes, but we don't know if that's what they wanted to write. But in that case, maybe they also wanted to write "shoot" and not "shot", so yeah, fair point.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

And wouldn't it be shooted?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It says "LO πers". So anyone who lowers pi to 3 for simplicity deserves to be shot.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

My fiancee instantly saw it as π also lol

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

"human-river otter incident"

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

They are just wacky in khaki.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I'm now wondering if they have confused loitering (an ill defined concept, particularly to kill over) with looting

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