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[–] 99 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Five men.

Six words.

Two mistakes.

This summer, they are:

Scared & Stupid (rated R)

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  • [–] 57 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Impressive, to be able to have a spelling and a grammar mistake in that sentence.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Don't forget the crimes against fashion.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Nothing is less threatening then a man in shorts.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Fun fact, this is like one of the only ways you can permanently lose mail delivery... although it's admittedly rare. I think the carrier has to start the complaint.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Another way is to live in Summit County CO, where the USPS just doesn’t have to deliver the mail for whatever reason

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Unfortunately only a couple of neighborhoods are actually serviced, everyone else has to either get a box at the post office (limited availability) or pay $600/yr to get a box at the UPS store, as I do. Price to live in paradise I suppose.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago

    The otters came slowly, then they came quickly and in great numbers. The one Australian on the human team fell to the ground in a fetal position and started having emu flashbacks.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    How can you make those mistakes???

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    Aww, how proud they are, the little green shits. Bless their hearts.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Oh, LOOTERS! Took me a minute.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    That's grammatically bad even in French or Franglish. It should be Les otters.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    "Survivors will be shoot again".

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Something tells me these guys are more bark than bite. Either that or they're really really good at shooting and they're going to shoot the next person they see on their property before figuring out why they're there.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (11 children)

    Lotters? Is this some vernacular I'm unfamiliar with?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    They attempted to write "Loiters* will be shot* on sight".

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)
  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    It says "LO πers". So anyone who lowers pi to 3 for simplicity deserves to be shot.

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    They are just wacky in khaki.

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  • I'm now wondering if they have confused loitering (an ill defined concept, particularly to kill over) with looting

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