ThermonuclearEgg

• A [2024 candidate] presidency will allow the empire to continue to function smoothly. As a result, more harm will be caused towards the global south.
• A [2024 candidate] presidency will cause less harm outside the US solely because [2024 candidate] is incompetent and surround [gender] with incompetent people. However, life will be worse within the US due to the empire being dysfunctional, also the conservative social policies.
• So for the lives of Americans, [2024 candidate] is better.
• For everyone else, [2024 candidate] is better.

This is pretty funny with this filter. IMHO this applies to both candidates.

Yes, but the hypothetical Western leftist only figured it out because of the elephant

* Main problemo

Everyone knows the solution is to lift up the city Sokovia-style and then blow it up before it destroys all of humanity.

Yes, that was the MCU, but we know that we can make predictions about real life by watching Marvel movies

Doing this but using a seismograph

That's not how it works in New York.

It is how it works in Washington though, and our fellow liberal and queen is so powerful that she can turn 5 New York Supreme Court seats into 5 SCOTUS seats.

Western leftists: This is 100% materialist analysis and proof that ~~[2024 candidate]~~ ~~the elephant~~ [2024 candidate] is in fact going to just be another Republican when elected

Edit: After a 20 hour struggle session on whether it's [2024 candidate], the elephant, or [2024 candidate], I'm excited to announce we've split into 3 different groups that all hate each other

Weirdly enough, this causes the actual Hillary Clinton to simultaneously hold 5 seats on the court, and thereby having all the votes

Have you tried any towns yet?

Yes, but if you have two or more men inside you that are not real men, then you become a fake men.

If [2024 candidate] wins, they'll be blamed

If [2024 candidate] wins, liberals will smugly gloat about how they never needed Arab American votes

Yeah, honestly, they'll do both of those regardless of who wins

Of course, the thing they want better is actually just:

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children