We're moving soon and my partner and family members keep finding these "nice" new houses for us. No fucking way. I want a nice, dated 1960s to 1970s house. It may not be fancy but it's more likely to be solid.
Uttar Pradesh Man is Florida Man's Indian cousin.
Bees are brutal. In some colonies, they'll bee ball queens that are no longer fecund. "Thanks for all the babies, now roast to death!" In others, the new queen beats the old queen to death.
Fucking bees, man. Fucking bees.
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Now they're on to me!
And your helpers and you must be white.
And if you're in a conservative hell state in the United States where doctors refuse to do a tubal ligation unless you have one child, are over 30, or "get your (nonexistent) husband to sign off on it", find a doctor in Washington, California, Massachusetts, or really any non Republican dumpster fire, and they'll likely treat you like an adult. Likely. Not bitter about that at all.
Whoa whoa whoa, you must be getting that from some woke bible, we follow the word of Supply Side Jesus here.
Don't church it up, that dick is spray tan orange.
Niagara Falls and Nebraska. Any children whose names start with N - sorry little Neighthan, Nanceigh, and Naruto.
I initially knee-jerk disagreed, thinking it's gotta be all those rich bastards, but then I checked the numbers. The top 0.1% of the US had $22.19 trillion in wealth in Q1 2025. Zoom out to the top 1% and it was $27.2 trillion.
Yeah, it's the fucking 0.1%.
I couldn't find a more appropriate place to post this. It's a bar in Reykjavik. Cool place, would recommend.
Too true. They literally use the instrument of their god's death as a symbol of worship.