MrBeast: I don't really understand for-profit prisons.
Democratic advisor: They're good because I can make money off of them. You should arrest more people so I can make more money.
Republican advisor: They're good because I can make money off of them. You should arrest more people so I can make more money.
MrBeast: I understand the issue now. I'm going to make it illegal to not watch every new video that I upload.
For problems I’m ignorant in I’d have experts from the left and right advise me on them and try to find the middle ground that’s best for America
The right: Kill all trans people
The left: Don't kill any trans people
The middle ground: Kill half of the trans people
every single guy who thinks that politics is solved by listening to the left and the right and then coming up with a solution that integrates both viewpoints so everyone is happy actually thinks they are the ubermensch and has a terminal case of solipsism if they don't immediately go "no wait that's fucking stupid that's probably been tried before"
Experts on the left: Climate scientists. Experts on the right: Some deranged person shouting about HAARP on YouTube.
What the fuck he's only in his early 20s?
im getting old and I aint even that old.
Gladiator battles for insulin 
he’s running
Mr Beast 2040, someone snag some domains for ransom
I GIVE 10 000 DOLLARS IF YOU ENROLL IN THE MILITARY 🪖🎖️
We should kill this guy with hammers, I'll tell you that right now
expert from the left and right
What fucking expert are on the right these days? All their ideological leaders are just random assholes who spout angry vibes.
Beastapartism
don't care about doing things just because my party says I should
You don't get to lead anything or make decisions without a mandate from people that believe you'll do what they want you to do.
Not right or left, President Beast stands for a third position
Ideally there won't be a USA in 15 years.
"I'm solving the competition between left and right over voters by having left and right compete over me."
Purest borgor brain.
Ah fuck I accidentally lathed this into existence. This one's on me, sorry everyone
The experts on the right want genocide and bigotry, the experts on the left advice against it, we'll compromise and do a gay genocide (like with rainbow guns, not killing gay people (unless they are on the wrong side))
Macron be like
This coming from the guy who feels uneasy spending time with his girlfriend because it doesn't make his channel more profitable.
(Brace noise)
The revolution will get it's funding when the vanguard complete the obstacle course Mr. Beast built in his backyard! But watch out, those zanny bipartisans are on patrol to make sure you don't step out of party lines!
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Love having an endless list of celebrities to pick from for my president, very healthy democracy!
Mr Beast has achieved the Platonic level of political-philosophical development!
Only about another 2.5 millenia to go before he catches up. Look out world, here he comes.
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