Oh, you went to IKEA today?

+1 for use of Chicago

Please! Please do it!

When I did volunteer search and rescue, my buddy told me if I ever saw a lone staircase in the woods, I should just walk away.

“Your health insurance doesn’t want you to know this one cool trick!”

What you’re seeing is the smaller inner diameter of the dark blue Capricorn. The light blue Capricorn would be similar to your current tubing.

Thanks for letting me know! I left a window open at home and don’t want my precious BLÅHAJ to blow away!

Your turn, 1Password. Native apps are just plain better.

I tasted it. :/

“PSA: Snap sucks”

FTFY

There’s an epic post on MetalArchives from someone who claims he always thought they were called “Batlord”.

I’m still disappointed we didn’t get taco trucks on every corner. I feel cheated.