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[-] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago

So with the average step length being around 0.72 m, this would mean you covered ≈386,000 km.

To do this in one day, you would have to have been going around 16,000 km/h which is around Mach 13.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

He's got the need for speed

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Born just a little too slow.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

I always knew I was good at something!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

You could cross the Atlantic in 18 minutes! You're pretty fast bud!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

So, you're saying it's possible?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

Oh, you went to IKEA today?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

That's nothing. Back in the days we used to walk that every day. Twice. Barefoot through the lies. And we were thankful for it.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Don’t forget uphill both ways!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

Uphill both ways? Roads were so tight we had to walk sideways.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

That got a genuine belly laugh from me

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

This is why you always masterbate with the hand your watch isn't on.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Bro be gooning with "the stranger"

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

when you're so lazy you walk negative steps

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Been jorkin the peanits huh?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

You're not supposed to catch Missing No.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Rookie mistake. You set your watch to nanometers.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I had the same issue on my pine time, and the step counter no longer works now. Did yours stop working properly too?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Yes it did stop, but my fault, I may have thrown it far away and I though the grass would ease its fall, well it did, except for the accellerometer ahah

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Der softwarefehler ist schon irgendwie pinelich. /s

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Drunken stumbling all day tends to throw the count off a bit. Looks like you might've accidentally overdosed on your ADHD meds in your drunken confusion.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

If you were jesus, you could have walked around the earth 5 tines with that.

this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2025
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