Conservatives never fail to make the liberal agenda sound way more rad than it actually is.

Still waiting on Femboy Hooters to be a real thing.

I would go to this restaurant.

I am shocked and appalled at what I'm seeing here right now.

... I also wanted to be served vegan food in PLATES by satanic ritual performing catgirls!

I do. I do want catgirls to serve me vegan food bowls while we watch satanic rituals.

I’m still disappointed we didn’t get taco trucks on every corner. I feel cheated.

A big bowl of Desecrated Neko Falafel does sound like a pretty satisfying lunch, now that you mention it.

Fellas, is eating out of a bowl gay?

dang libruls with their freedom of expression & ethical diet!!

Sorry, they're already doing it in Asia.

Every time I hear somebody talking about genetical engieneering, I ask when catgirls.