[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

I need an option to automatically up vote anything I comment on, I'm terrible at voting, but at the same time I know several servers and apps don't even have votes...

Heck add an up vote to anything I open the comments section of, too.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I've meditated a lot.

I've done a few drugs.

I liek drugz

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The barycenter of the earth-sun orbit is within the surface of the sun, therefore the earth is understood to orbit the sun.

The JUPITER-Sun orbit barycenter, however, is outside the surface of the sun.

I liek spec

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I have a bunch of 10+ year old shirts that I got for about $0.93 each on July 5th.

While the faded, cracking, sometime half-gone flags are a little apropos, I only wear them now when I have a hoodie on or something that covers it. And my other shirts get worn first.

It's really hard to find shirts that are comfortable for my body type and sensory issues and 100% cotton...

But every time I see someone with apparel or decals of American flags now, I can usually accurately guess the person's voting habits and how they feel about the fact that gasp people can be gay. And asexual. And bi. And everything in between and around, up down and sideways.

Literally today on my way across the state I encountered a middle aged chucklefuck decked out in a button up top shorts, a hat, and phone case all adorned with the flag, and within 30 seconds of being within earshot I heard 3 different slurs.

Something something PrOuD tO bE AnMuRrIcAn 🤮

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

There's a guy I know of who keeps bees, and while there are some people nearby who get pissy at him every time they see a bee, most people love how well all the flowers and gardens grow nearby and understand why they do.

This past year I went to someone's house nearby and their tree was blooming, but didn't look nearly as good as usual. And then I noticed I couldn't hear any bees.

When that tree has flowers, it's filled with so many bees you can hear it buzzing from the road about 300m away.

Now silence.

I haven't seen a bee around where I live in over a year. And I'm outside a lot in the spring and summer. Usually I get a few buzzing over me when I'm out in my hammock, but I have yet to hear one this year. I'm hoping they're just "sleeping in" a bit but I fear I already know the truth...

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

But that wouldn't be proper!

clutches pearls

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

As I like to say when movie makes a modern day celebrity or TV reference, "hahaaaaaa that's a pop culture reference that will definitely stand the test of time."

Still funny, though.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

He knew that could be a sound of the future. But he didn't realize how much the impact would be.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

I don't know if I would call "life" a toy, but I guess everyone is different.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

So I sent this to my parents, as they've spent hundreds, if not thousands on their Kindle books.

They don't really care. Zero interest in DRM-free backups that I can make them. They don't think it's an issue. They trust Amazon to not mess with their books, and that they'll always have access to wifi and kindles.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

A blaze of glory would be utilizing his Supreme-Court-granted powers of presidential immunity and officially act to save, at bare minimum, the country.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

The moral high road is filled with corpses

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