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I want to make a wall sign now that says "This isn't a house, it's a house"

With the first house being generic block letters, and the second one being fancy calligraphy.

Interpretation is up to the viewer.

There's a reason every science team down there has someone carrying a gun.

They know what lies in the deep.

Or they'll begin communicating in ways we can't imagine, and the uprAIsing will start far sooner than we can handle.

Of course, learning like that would mean as soon as they take control, everything connected will crash and burn and send us back to the 1970s, but maybe they'll manage to flop around on the floor long enough to wipe out humanity?

Sweet!

I've never been able to get into them, but I'm definitely buying this as a gift for someone.

Idk how hard water coding is, but I imagine it's hard since good looking water seems rare.

That is some damn fine looking water

Excellent shots.

Damn, I already bought it!

..... 13 years ago....

But I can use this when gifting to people, right? There's a couple people I want to send these as a gift to get them to play it.

If not well then I guess I can't be super passive aggressive in telling them to play it because they don't have an excuse anymore and actually have to use words...

Shhhhhhhhh.

She and Molly are just visiting Bajor. Nothing to worry about.

"So wait, I'm confused... Who are the good guys in this universe?"

"That's the neat part! There are none!"

.... In the MIDDLE of my BACKSWING???

You should come down to transporter room 3, the pattern buffer has something you'd find interesting....

I felt something die inside me when I realized "display settings" was going way too far into technical territory for most people.

All I was trying to do is tell someone why their screen shuts off "so quickly" after two minutes.

I had to send them step by step pictures with big red circles.

And this was someone I had thought to be intelligent enough to figure something out, and tech-minded enough to know what I was talking about. Turns out they just like buying whatever fancy new gadgets they see in commercials.

For an extra $1,000 I'll make you one that goes to 12