At the stonk market straight up bouncing it.

And by it heh I mean

spoiler

my dead cat

The news is trying to sell this like all his fans are just horny and that's the only reason he's popular.

They want tips? Well the only tip I want is [REDACTED]

Apparently this isn't even the same guy though. The clothes don't quite match.

I mean you plan out an elaborate moidah with custom engraved bullets and then right before you shoot your shot you go to a Starbucks, take your mask off, and socialize right in front of their camera before placing your DNA everywhere? Doesn't make sense. I think they put out false info on purpose to lure the real guy into a false sense of security. The NYPD is basically an army of their own and there are a lot of wealthy and powerful people that want to see this guy caught, surely they aren't this fucking stupid? Feel free to let me know how well this take ages, lmao.

Would you rather she call you doomer or pogchamp?

I can't believe you had the audacity to go out and touch grass for multiple days in a row.

How much money do you think the bloodstained shirt will sell for?

NSFW (This might be one of the people that died at the event):

Attempted headshot? Really? If you know you're not skilled enough for it, go for the gut.

This pretty much guarantees he's going to win now. Dems would have to run a (performative) progressive with a pulse at this point and they would never.

Wall. Wall for everyone.

Tell people you're a sex offender without saying it directly, holy shit.

Also what the hell do you mean "this is probably the most rational allocation of responsibility that all major religions have signed on", why do women need anyone's permission over their own bodies? Because then you'd have less kids to snort, you sick fuck?

Screw anyone that tries to guilt you into voting for Biden this year, regardless of what state you live in.

It's still hard to believe, but my partner just moved in with me last night. We're still settling in and getting furniture but it's been very cozy and sweet so far.

To think we originally met on Hexbear.

Muh multi tracking pork and bean treats hue hue hue

Sounds like we need another Dominion viewing.