I'm reminded of this:

The king himself rode a horse and shot arrows at a deer. However, the horse stumbled, causing him to fall off, but he was not injured. Looking around, he said, "Do not let the historians know about this."

— The Veritable Records of Taejong, Vol. 7, article 4

A more competent sort of villain.

Ever since it was explained that Mr. Beast only smiles with his mouth, I get skeeved out every time I see him.

I feel like those funky robots may have done some of the heavy lifting.

That last line hits like a truck.

Rest in power. Fuck the Chicago PD.

Maybe trump can actually be pressured to do this like Joel Osteen. Ah who am I kidding. The only reason it worked with Joel is he pretends to be a man of God.

I'm sorry Jon.

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

Incredibly sad that it failed.