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[–] 388 points 2 years ago (4 children)

That's what it feels like when you steal other people's personal information ..

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    [–] 309 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    "I don't like it when people find out what I really think"

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    [–] 207 points 2 years ago (13 children)

    Is that dude turning orange?

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    [–] 168 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    “There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those…”

    Well have you thought about not being a piece of shit 😂

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  • [–] 112 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

    zuck the fuck is worth approx 229billion.

    a 25mil fine is 0.01% of his net worth.

    If your average yearly salary is 30,000, thats like paying a fine of 3 00.

    edit math hard thank you @MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works

    https://sh.itjust.works/comment/16397691

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago*

    ZuckFuck doesn't make his net worth each year. So let's compare it against US citizen net worth. I have stats from 2022

    Average American new worth is ~$1,050,000 Median American net worth is ~$192,000

    I hate zuck as much as you but it's important to be accurate and fair as possible when comparing statistics.

    So it's like a fine of $19 if using median and $105 if using average. Still peanuts for a fine

    Source: https://dqydj.com/net-worth-percentiles/

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  • [–] 93 points 2 years ago

    Oh no...is someone taking your privacy?

    That's interesting...

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  • [–] 92 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    One way to avoid recurrent leaks is to foster a culture of trust and not be a ginormous dickwad.

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  • [+] 90 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (22 children)
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    [–] 81 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I'm reminded of this:

    The king himself rode a horse and shot arrows at a deer. However, the horse stumbled, causing him to fall off, but he was not injured. Looking around, he said, "Do not let the historians know about this."

    — The Veritable Records of Taejong, Vol. 7, article 4

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    [–] 68 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Cry us a river, dildo. Meanwhile, go fuck yourself.

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    [–] 59 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    If I’d had to bet whether this was The Onion before clicking this link, someone would be breaking my knees next week.

    This timeline is absurd.

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    [–] 52 points 2 years ago

    why does everyone treat me like I'm an asshole?

    Asks the asshole

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  • [–] 52 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    Mark Zuckerberg did not address Meta’s $25 million settlement with Donald Trump that will see the company paying $22 million for the eventual establishment of the Trump Presidential Library.

    My biggest surprise is that trump wants to establish a presidential library. Probably has some plan to steal the money from there.

    I want to be able to be able to talk about stuff openly, but I am also trying to like, well, we’re trying to build stuff and create value in the world

    PFFFFFFFHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

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    [–] 51 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    If he only took a glance at the very straightforward privacy settings...

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  • [–] 50 points 2 years ago

    Nothing to hide nothing to fear wasn’t it?

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  • [–] 49 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I had an uncle that had a problem with leaking. Ended up just having to wear a diaper everywhere.

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    [–] 47 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Everything this dipshit says should be on Facebook

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    [–] 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    One cool thing about these leaks is: if you weren't saying batshit crazy stuff, no one would care.

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    [–] 35 points 2 years ago

    Now that's an amazing headline.

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago

    Dumbass Oligarch complains about having to watch what they say.

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago

    Gotta give it to the courage of whichever employee is did this. What a chad

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

    I'm a pacifist hippy tech worker, and I would gladly draw a paycheck from Raytheon long before I even consider applying to Facebook or Twitter.

    Raytheon is putting "more value into the world" than these shitheads.

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    [–] 29 points 2 years ago

    I wonder if he realizes that's because no one around him respects or likes him?

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    [–] 24 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    People really do end up with the face they deserve.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    Even the Zuckerbot trends towards nazism

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    Then maybe you should shut your Trump dick sucking mouth, champ.

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