That's what it feels like when you steal other people's personal information ..
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"I don't like it when people find out what I really think"
Seriously. If everything I said leaked to billions of people, I'd be a comedic phenomenon, a trendsetter, and a terrorist.
Is that dude turning orange?
No he had his face stuck to Trump ass and some it transferred to Zuck.
He's clearly trying to make himself seem more appealing to the orange man in DC.
There's enough reason to shit on him without this. He just looks like a ginger who's spent too much time (15 minutes) in direct sunlight without slathering sunscreen on his face first.
“There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those…”
Well have you thought about not being a piece of shit 😂
Like, isn't that an admission that your business has no value?
zuck the fuck is worth approx 229billion.
a 25mil fine is 0.01% of his net worth.
If your average yearly salary is 30,000, thats like paying a fine of 3 00.
edit math hard thank you @MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works
300 would be 1% wouldn't it? It'd be like paying a fine of 3
ZuckFuck doesn't make his net worth each year. So let's compare it against US citizen net worth. I have stats from 2022
Average American new worth is ~$1,050,000 Median American net worth is ~$192,000
I hate zuck as much as you but it's important to be accurate and fair as possible when comparing statistics.
So it's like a fine of $19 if using median and $105 if using average. Still peanuts for a fine
One way to avoid recurrent leaks is to foster a culture of trust and not be a ginormous dickwad.
Drugs and lack of sleep does that to you.
Drugs and sleep have no effect on cyborgs
I'm reminded of this:
The king himself rode a horse and shot arrows at a deer. However, the horse stumbled, causing him to fall off, but he was not injured. Looking around, he said, "Do not let the historians know about this."
— The Veritable Records of Taejong, Vol. 7, article 4
Cry us a river, dildo. Meanwhile, go fuck yourself.
If I’d had to bet whether this was The Onion before clicking this link, someone would be breaking my knees next week.
This timeline is absurd.
Mark Zuckerberg did not address Meta’s $25 million settlement with Donald Trump that will see the company paying $22 million for the eventual establishment of the Trump Presidential Library.
My biggest surprise is that trump wants to establish a presidential library. Probably has some plan to steal the money from there.
I want to be able to be able to talk about stuff openly, but I am also trying to like, well, we’re trying to build stuff and create value in the world
PFFFFFFFHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
His presidential library is just going to be a bunch of fast food restaurant menus.
If he only took a glance at the very straightforward privacy settings...
I had an uncle that had a problem with leaking. Ended up just having to wear a diaper everywhere.
Everything this dipshit says should be on Facebook
One cool thing about these leaks is: if you weren't saying batshit crazy stuff, no one would care.
Gotta give it to the courage of whichever employee is did this. What a chad
I'm a pacifist hippy tech worker, and I would gladly draw a paycheck from Raytheon long before I even consider applying to Facebook or Twitter.
Raytheon is putting "more value into the world" than these shitheads.
I wonder if he realizes that's because no one around him respects or likes him?
People really do end up with the face they deserve.
No, his is far too unbruised, his nose isn't broken, and he appears to have all of his teeth.

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