Two sentence horror: "Sit stand desk," by KuroXppi in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

Sorry??? This is three sentences and none of them are scary. Please attempt a better two sentence horror

Stoicism: a cup of chamomile tea. The Will to Power: tapwater from a paper cup. Diogenes(cynicism) wine stolen from a festival while barking at passers-by. by KuroXppi in c/memes@hexbear.net
[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

Ah yeah I was wondering the same thing lol

Stoicism: a cup of chamomile tea. The Will to Power: tapwater from a paper cup. Diogenes(cynicism) wine stolen from a festival while barking at passers-by. by KuroXppi in c/memes@hexbear.net
So my dad is Italian now, still processing this information by KuroXppi in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
What if the site was named Hexpear by KuroXppi in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

Ok okay this has leg's

There should be a preferred voice pronoun by KuroXppi in c/badposting@hexbear.net
"Cops are still assembling the details of his motive." by KuroXppi in c/news@hexbear.net
[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 87 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh that's fine its a warehouse it will just turn back into a normal house when it's not a full moon

US AND ISRAEL ATTACK IRAN by KuroXppi in c/news@hexbear.net
[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 114 points 2 months ago

I'm thinking of my former classmate and friend who lives in Iran, she is most thoughtful, kind and intelligent. And Israel bombs. And bombs. And gloats. And the US bombs. And bombs. And gloats. And she may be in the rubble and I do not know.

Inhuman, despicable, cowardly. Humanity cannot progress until the USA and its vassals collapse.

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Fruit flies like a banana, rogue like a dungeon (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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lonk

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i am going to become a RERVN guy (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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like i rarely catch shows on live broadcast so i appreciate the opportunity to catch up and keep my finger on the pulse of popular culture, so to speak, even if it's one step behind

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I had a dream that the firefighters hired me to piss on fires to put them out and there was a HUGE bushfire and I pissed on it for about thirty minutes and extinguished the WHOLE thing (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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Then I woke up and my bed was dry 😞

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French is such a poetic language, they call death 'le gran éjaculation' (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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The English language could never

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I'm on the dating apps now 😲 Catch me on UNhinge 🤪🤣 cop me on 🫳 Fumble 😂😩 (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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Find me on we-fucked-up 😳

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Protip: hold down half flush and full flush simultaneously to restart your toilet (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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Useful to know for if when you like, get lots of poo in it or something

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I've finally untethered from Micro$$oft, my PC is now running BeanOS (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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It's my favourite distro by far it comes with a serve of crusty bread and tomato sauce

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Improv at the beach be like 'yeah sand' (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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Riffing and ribbing in the sun and surf gotta be a lot of fun

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I got laid at the dick sucking factory ☹️😢 (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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Oh shit I meant I got laid OFF at the dick sucking favtory

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Learn to hack, learn to drone/quadcopter, learn to badpost (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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Bryce Beanden's rules for life brace-dark-cowboy

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Did you know?: The Ancient Romans had dedicated rooms called a 'beanitorium' which was exclusively for beaning (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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You can find these architectural marvels still preserved in the canal town of Beanice

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I am an ethical hacker I do ethical PEN-15 testing (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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Bring me a PEN I'll test it, bring me 15 pens I'll test them. Then I'll invoice your'e company $42,069 for consultancy services

"Mr. Mamdani, is it true you tried to have sex with women under 25 in your 30s?" by KuroXppi in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 108 points 5 months ago

You're only allowed to date people older than you. So a 30 y.o. cannot date a 25 y.o., but a 25 y.o. is allowed to date a 30 y.o.

Hope this clarifies

Twitch streamer gives birth live on stream to live audience of 30,000 viewers by KuroXppi in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 86 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Benjamin Smash that Like Button

“Arrest Putin” by KuroXppi in c/slop@hexbear.net
[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 83 points 1 year ago

Don't siege Leningrad, take it immediately

Reddits antiwork has a fed mod! by KuroXppi in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 79 points 1 year ago

Reddits antiwork has at least one openly fed mod

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