I don't care for the price of eggs meme, but if the collapse of this country is agitated by a series of egg heists with no real cohesion, that will be quite funny.

Aye Paulie how comes we gotta unload all these eggs?

Watch it Chrissy, T says we gotta move 'em we move 'em

My grandfather had the egg monopoly in central PA

Given eggs only last a few weeks someone's got to have a plan for this. Do small cornershop owners buy stuff like this under the table? Here in the UK practically any independently owned local cornershop has smuggled cigarettes and tobacco for the regulars they know personally.

Got any discount eggs bruv?

100k eggs stolen from birds enslaved in disease factory by partners of central Pa. bird abusers

Have you seen any of these suspects ?

that's as many as 10,000 tens. and that's terrible.

Has anyone confirmed Stefan Molyneux's location at the time of the theft?

me, patting my suspiciously 100K-egg-shaped belly:

Such a fucking stupid country

The beginning of the EGG Cartel

How the fuck do you steal 100k eggs

smuggle those eggs to California and you got like $100,000 profit

Ah yes, things are getting really very cool and normal

May I offer you one hundred thousand eggs in these trying times?

Truly can’t put into context the absurdity of all that is happening. This hellhole country has industrialized agriculture and can’t even do that shit effectively.

Ocean's Fourteen: The Great Egg Heist

That's one hundred times one thousand eggs

And that's terrible

That explains my out-of-stock.

My egg bills are thru the roof! That's why I use MyEggs from Cinco

i make-a Gran Frittata del Dio for all the paisanos.

Castro stole my grandfathers eggs

https://youtu.be/oScaSbzSg00 There’s a Three 6 song for everything and this is easily top 5 of their discography

The egg wars begin!!!

century egg

no not like that