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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Deleting thread cos it was trending towards self harm and I'm not sure how to best handle that. My apologies

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I will steal these as my own


Edit:. I'm lroud of each and every one of you here congratulations

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

would make a joke about being too depressed to threaten me with a good time, but it would be too on the nose and way too dark

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

uh uhh j robinette biden and kamabla hairs executed by hummus

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It may be a good idea to pull the trigger because there's so much shitposting going on inside my head the site would crash if I were to post actual badposts and not the fake badposts I come up with to prevent the them from leaking out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shoot coward you will only kill a beanis

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The conquest of head, and it's creating revolutionaries with blowjobs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

uh uh hamas beanis

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

uhhhh shit oh uhhhmmm oh fuck oh my god fuck shit fuck

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

so uh i uh well yeah uh if uh i uh well uh imma uh [shids diarrhea in and through pants]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She Beanis on my garbanzo til I lentil

And post

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay now delete this so I can repost it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Feel free to do it anyway lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Uh...Kink shaming is ableism...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Celibacy is ableism smuglord

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How we can survive the Trump presidency.

We just need to practice bipartisanship and avoid being too radical.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

peaceful transfer of power we cant afford to lose decorum at such a critical time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah shid ah fuck ummm beenis

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

say-the-line-bart-2

Edit: we need the third panel reaction where they cheer

[–] Travelator 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Every one of you is a fucking asshole. Try to be more like Riker.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Who? Is that a star war character?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

What if I was Donald Trump and I just decided to scream for the entire presidency as a bit?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

they goosestepped in a moment unbridled enthusiasm

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

'this a delicate momen' 'an awkward 45 degree kick of the leg' 'a roman step'

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When i do a fart but instead i become aware of the water in which i swim:

Image:

Body text: i was sure it was just a fart

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Elon mux just really needed to sneeze during his speech!

(That took me 20 seconds....ooooof)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Enjoy those extra 10s you saved!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I said BAD post not batpost smdh damn head

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Uhhh beanholio

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

PENIS PENIS PENIS

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

2025 world shitting championships

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Signup sheet below:

  1. {____________ | KuroXppi}


[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

champagne and champion - evolutionary symbiosis? thonk

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

We could have had lewis hamilton eating shrooms on podium berdly-nooooo

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

absolute-cinema absolute terrible post

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