[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I use my knockoff Death Note that traps people in the cringe zone instead of killing them to trap everyone who does not upbear my posts in the cringe zone for one additional year.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

This reminds me of how someone I used to know once literally pointed at diamonds to "disprove" the labor of value and is like "Marx never considered diamonds" and I'm just like phoenix-objection-1phoenix-objection-2 at that exact paragraph.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

reading your review it is closely to what i expected so i'm not sure if i can stomach it, but curiosity is still strong.

I will say it's mostly the dialogue that's the glaring issue. It's not like seasonal softcore ecchi slop nor is it quite as skincrawlingly bad in the way that even "mainstream" series often are, it's just kind of bizarre and uncomfortable and the characters will randomly say just abhorrent things off the cuff. I personally kind of found it too much of a fever dream to ever actually be offended by any of it, but I'm not joking when I say that I'd think the translation was like a 4chan fansub or something if not for the lack of slurs and the presence of an official dub that shared the same awful bullshit, and the fact that I can pick out enough words here and there to validate at least parts of the subtitles.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

he probably canonically actually was The Man of Steel

But in a fucked up, overly literal way that meant he had a very good reason for trying to resign repeatedly.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Things that are actually good:

To Be Hero X: this one is amazing. It's the first mostly-CGI anime I've ever looked at and thought "this actually looks pretty good and genuinely does not detract from its quality at all," and it cuts away to absolutely gorgeous traditional artwork when it matters which it stylizes wonderfully in a way that's just visually stunning. The soundtrack is also phenomenal, as expected of Hiroyuki Sawano. Even the writing seems pretty decent, kind of like BNHA with better themes and worldbuilding and conveys a much stronger message of "everything about the world in this setting sucks and is toxic, actually, and we're going to show you exactly why it is bad and actively hurts everyone involved repeatedly and clearly" than BNHA is ever willing to do. Strongly recommend, absolutely top tier so far.

The Red Ranger Becomes an Adventurer in Another World: this is a very silly, self-aware shitpost of a concept, with an already-superpowered protagonist getting isekaid from one cliched genre to another in a way that textually clashes and confuses everyone involved. The animation is mostly ok but doesn't do anything that stands out, and its CGI is bad but not as bad as CGI can be. The writing is a pretty good parody of both genres it's riffing on and it's delivered with a shiteating grin that you can almost feel. It's dumb, light fun that seems to have a decent core to it and is full of lines like this:

A Ninja and an Assassin Living Together: did I mention this last month? I can't remember. Either way, it's a very cute and extremely tonally dissonant series that manages to blend lighthearted silly yuri with absolutely harrowing plot points and scenes. Very enjoyable.

Garbage I found that I just have to rant about:

Gonna Be the Twin-Tail!!: I don't even know how I found or wound up watching this absolute garbage. I mean I like trash, I like piling up a big pile of trash and going "yim yum, look at all this trash", but this is just a baffling level of garbage that somehow manages to be extremely problematic and incoherent nonsense without falling to the level of shit like Highschool of the Dead. It's a gender-bending magical girl/sentai show that literally revolves around twin-tailed hairstyles and weird otaku aliens with weird hyperfixated but mild fetishes who just sort of show up somewhere to leer and go on creepy rants about their particular fixation before dying. The translation is also bizarre enough that I genuinely don't know how much of it is accurate to the source material (oh right, this is an adaptation of a LN series with 21 fucking volumes somehow, which fortunately/unfortunately have never been translated and only four of which were adapted into the anime) and what's "artistic" interpretation, but holy fuck is it incoherent, baffling, and awful to the point that I'd assume it was a channer fansub if not for the fact that it also has a dub and so seems to have official subtitles. Despite how completely awful it was I kind of wish the LNs were translated because I'm morbidly curious about this absolute fever dream of a story now. There is absolutely nothing to recommend about this: it's a confusing pile of uncomfortable garbage that's too incoherent to even hate watch, and it also just sort of ends with the villains -- and I am not exaggerating even a little -- just sort of going "we have other things to do, so we're leaving now" and leaving.

[-] [email protected] 93 points 1 month ago

This is a Seinfeld bit. This is the b plot of a fucking sitcom from 30 years ago. Deeply unserious country.

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It's less spicy than the usual r/StableDiffusion slop, but it's just too cringe not to post.

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https://old.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/1ffzs9w/petition_stop_reddit_advertisers_from_selling/ln1w9sz/

Full disclosure I actually found this creep on a different sub and went digging to see just how awful he is, but disappointingly he's just a really boring asshole in addition to being an open pedophile, so I had to settle for the starcitizen+weird bad take+open pedophile combo. Maybe if I scrolled back far enough I could find something more entertaining, but I can't overstate just how dull this creep is.

[-] [email protected] 94 points 8 months ago

Trotsky's work as a reactionary particle physicist exposed him to dangerous forms of novel radiation that ultimately lead to his death following a crippling mutant brainworm infestation and a failed attempt to combat them with an icepick.

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Normally just washing basmati rice has been enough to make it cook well, but the generic brand I've been buying for years seems to have changed their supplier or something and now what should be the same exact rice doesn't cook right anymore and turns out disgusting. How do I compensate for this? Do I just wash it even more thoroughly? Do I wash it, let it soak in clean water for a while, and then wash it again?

I'm kind of at a loss for how to fix it because I've never encountered such starchy, shitty quality basmati rice before.

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Like multiple times it has characters have a turn to the camera moment where they say some shit like "Kira is absolutely right about everything, but oh woe, oh calamity, for he is breaking the law and doing the violence that only the state is permitted to do, oh but what a tragedy for the legal system is too soft and permissive, and the police state too friendly and lenient towards the underclasses and so Kira is a necessary evil!" and the narrator keeps having bits about how Kira's policy of extrajudicially murdering everyone the state accuses of a crime is working and creating a gentler, safer world and it's just so fucking bad.

Light is a monstrous little fascist dipshit with the dumbest plan anyone has ever had, and his ideology is fundamentally deranged and abhorrent. Like how the fuck does "so he's changing the world, by just killing everyone accused of a crime after they've already been arrested and locked up!" even fit into anything but the most unhinged boomer brain as a solution to anything? His targets are almost exclusively people who are either innocent or who have already been neutralized and contained as a further threat, what does purging them accomplish? It's just turbo fash dipshit stuff.

Light is just a dumber rehash of Batman's League of Shadows foil that's used to show that Batman, who agrees 100% with the League of Shadows' entire ideology except for its inevitable logical conclusion, is actually Good and Pure and doesn't do bad violence stuff because that's the job of the police who get special good boy passes to do violence for the state.

Even the narrative itself doesn't offer any criticism other than showing Light to personally be a vile, abusive piece of shit behind the mask he puts on around other people, and it emphasizes him fighting back against the cops who are after him as being this moral event horizon moment more than all the literal mass murder because the TV man told him to shit he did. So far as the story has a moral it's this fundamentally reactionary liberal take about how the police state should be more repressive but it also shouldn't go too far, and that violence is the job of state-sanctioned actors and not the public.

It was pretty entertaining as a suspenseful horror thriller though, and the "cerebral back and forth" shit with Light and L was incredibly funny because it was all just Light being a self-defeating dipshit digging himself deeper and deeper by being a bloodthirsty egomaniac and L running in circles around himself trying the rhetorical equivalent of a Wil E Coyote gag as bait.

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What can I say except kind-vladimir-ilyich

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It's 90 degrees.

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Everytime I remember that it always brightens my day.

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That's right it's a woman with huge breasts and a low cut dress. I swear every time I see AI hobbyists all I feel is kind-vladimir-ilyich

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Like Bloom Into You is cute, but the anime literally just up and ends halfway through the story with no conclusion or even climax to the story (yes, I went and read the manga afterwards and the complete story was good, particularly in how it reached a point where the characters all realized how silly the central driving internal conflicts of the first half were), and when I look at relevant MAL stacks it's like "these aren't bait - well ok this one is, and that was is, but uh..." or "alright so it's an incestuous loli story but..." and all I can think is kind-vladimir-ilyich so this is basically the only place I trust to ask.

Side question, is there anywhere I can actually find translated light novels that's better than nyaa.si? Because as consistent as that's been there's still occasionally things like the Bloom Into You spinoff that's either not there or not complete.

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So Girls Band Cry basically did the literal exact same ending that Jellyfish tried to do, except it actually involved all the cast instead of just being one of them getting to have a small personal win while the rest sit around watching from the sidelines like blob-no-thoughts, and was also paced for that to actually work as the climax.

The first seven episodes of Jellyfish were better, hands down, but the last five were like an entirely different show (in fact, I'd say the tail end of Jellyfish was literally just the tail end of Girls Band Cry but worse because it didn't fit the characters or story trajectory at all and also wasn't executed well), with the one exception of episode 11 and how it dealt with Watase's gender. In contrast, the first half of Girls Band Cry wasn't great: the characters were abrasive and annoying and all the narrative drama was just Nina or Momoka getting mad and then storming off because of it, over and over, but it admittedly did manage to turn it around in the last five or so episodes and give it all some semblance of a coherent story arc.

Also tell me I'm not the only person who didn't realize until episode 10 that Tomo and Rupa were a couple? They never say anything about it that I caught, but it's pretty clear in retrospect that the two women who live together, spend every waking moment together, and who have a categorically different sort of relationship than they do with anyone else are together, at least after seeing these scenes from ep10 and ep11:

Unfortunately the Nina/Momoka pairing people were meming over never happened, though it's not particularly surprising since they just didn't have any particular chemistry past the first episode or so. In fact, looping back to the "Jellyfish turned into a worse version of GBC in the end" point, the heel-face turn Jellyfish did with Mahiru and Kano basically turned them into Nina and Momoka: friends, but held at arms length.

The last point to mention is the art: third act narrative problems aside, Jellyfish was a stylish and gorgeously animated show with vibrant static-but-lively backgrounds; Girls Band Cry had a fair bit of style to it and was probably the least bad looking CGI anime I've ever seen, but the CGI still just looks bad most of the time and the added motion from animated background action dilutes the shot and distracts from the actual focus of any given scene. I've come to strongly believe in the value of a static background as an economy of motion and focus thing, and a crowd of janky moving repeated-model extras wiggling in the background absolutely brings down the scene in a way that a static panel of out-of-focus background characters doesn't - so it should be no surprise that the best looking shots in GBC are the ones without a ton of background action or jarring movement that the CGI exacerbates.

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So I get that it's not like in Cities: Skylines where it's used for pathfinding by people traveling around and instead is like "people go stand at the sad and unfulfilled person station in the hopes that a carriage will arrive to take them somewhere they need to go," but what happens then? They have an "I would like to go do a job at the job factory" travel goal and an "I would like to go shopping" travel goal, but do they also have an "I would like to go home" goal or do they just teleport back home after doing a task?

Do I need to coordinate them returning home or just being delivered to places they want to work and shop?

Edit: for that matter, how does refueling work for trains and busses? Do they just autonomously seek out fuel stops when they need to, or do I need to micromanage that somehow? Scratch that, I just watched a bus go to a gas station unprompted, through I'm still unclear on whether trains will find a fueling station or if they need to be routed through one.

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[-] [email protected] 135 points 1 year ago

Tfw when the gritty post apocalyptic sci-fantasy has someone wearing cloth pants instead of a denim patterned neoprene wetsuit. oooaaaaaaauhhh

[-] [email protected] 113 points 1 year ago

I've said it before, but the whole property angle of this is a red herring to frame all the discussion around AI on an issue that benefits large property holders and any corporation that claims ownership over its users content, and away from its effects on labor and the harm that generative AI enables in both volume and nature of material.

That is, it focuses all the ethics on "first of all, property is sacred and ideas can be owned and made exclusive to companies that can buy them, and second the gravest sin is infringing upon property by daring to look at an idea in a manner you have not expressly paid for" which is all 100% bullshit in every way and is a distraction from the fact that owning tons of property doesn't make generative AI ok.

The correct angle should be forcing all generative AI and its products to be public domain, as well as anything incorporating them. Completely kill its commercial and industrial value to corporations when they can no longer own it exclusively nor use it to eliminate labor because they cannot own anything it produces.

[-] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago

"You would unconditionally obey and absorb my every opinion if not for that little whoopsy doodle with your brainpan being all wrong."

smuglordspeech-l

[-] [email protected] 103 points 1 year ago

The Prince is basically the same. It's basically just "please just fuck with other nobles, and when you lock them up and steal their shit go and give it to the public or something, and don't fuck with the common people" and "it's ok that you're a huge dumbass, just please hire someone who's not and then let them do all the real work while you go camping and play soldier in the woods, also pack a lunch."

[-] [email protected] 98 points 2 years ago

Brigading is when leftists are the most active posters and the more terminally online they are the more brigading it is.

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