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White House says Elon Musk having "unfortunate episode" by GeeDubHayduke in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 80 points 3 months ago

Putin said that about Trump last week. Obviously it stung, because he's saying the same thing about Musk today.

Mall Ninjas got coppettition by GeeDubHayduke in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 63 points 3 months ago

I have friends that served in Afghanistan, Iraq, and even some that volunteered in Ukraine, and each one, to a man, has said they didn't have half the toys these tin soldiers carry while they were in an ACTIVE FUCKING WARZONE.

Who is a celebrity you used to really like, but don't anymore? by GeeDubHayduke in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 64 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

American Beauty got me to like Kevin Spacey. Kevin Spacey got me to stop liking Kevin Spacey.

E: mother ducking autocorrupt

It's a very rare find by GeeDubHayduke in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 61 points 3 months ago

Little known fact: the author of The Iliad and the voice actor of Poochie the Dog are the same person!

So uh, this is just allowed on tumblr (kinda gruesome tbh) by GeeDubHayduke in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 61 points 4 months ago

This is written by people that want to stop you getting your jollies at watching people fucking, and get their jollies at watching people being dismembered.

One of these things is not like the other.

She warned us! by GeeDubHayduke in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 68 points 5 months ago

Remember when Hilary and the DNC fucked Bernie because "it's her turn?" Remember when Hilary preferred Trump to Jeb because it was an easier slam dunk?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Fuck. Hilary. Clinton.

Spoon knows what spoon must do by GeeDubHayduke in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 84 points 5 months ago

To spoon, ice cream is just hard soup.

Israelis mock Palestinian children in viral TikTok 'prank call' trend by GeeDubHayduke in c/[email protected]

Kennedy Jr backtracks and says US measles outbreak is now a ‘top priority’ for health department by GeeDubHayduke in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 73 points 6 months ago

Why? Did it suddenly touch him personally? Is his brainworm infected, or something?

Kanye West takes back Nazi statements after backlash: I’m not a Nazi | The Express Tribune by GeeDubHayduke in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 69 points 6 months ago

Let's review. Kanye West is a:

Fucking moron
Nazi.
Chickenshit.
Gay fish.

Rockstar Games talks with top metaverse creators, with an eye on making "Grand Theft Auto" the next creator platform by GeeDubHayduke in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 60 points 7 months ago

The inclusion of the words "metaverse" and "creators" is preview enough for me. RIP Rockstar. May your Shark Card Casket carry you to glory in the afterlife.

Senses by GeeDubHayduke in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 63 points 8 months ago

"Because you have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Wheat tasted like? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal, or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken, for example: maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything."