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OIL?

"Me and the boys was wonderin' if we could go family style on 'er..?"

He looks like he ~~wants~~ excretes cheese.

You're correct, mb. I'm smashing like two or three of them together.

Please explain how the words you used don't mean what the words you used mean. Pretty please.

The ratio of unicorns to leprechauns

Out another diverse chick in it and make her gay and lame.

Ftfy.

Who sends messages to nobody..?!

whoosh

I usually say such things to such individuals not as a way to bring them out of their obvious delusion

Holy fucking reading comprehension, Batman. To be fair ( to be FAIR!), I'm seriously impressed at your writing skills, considering you're an obvious goldfish.

"Short, quippy, and wrong." You're deciding someone else's position for them, and then debating that.

"You're a right-winger."

I'm white I think it’s enough now to have a right to vote in there, no?

Are you also a billionaire? Cos if you're not, you might as well cast your vote now, whenever you are. It'll count just as much as mine in the coming "elections."