I ask "why" every time I'm reminded Imagine Dragons exist, too.
GeeDubHayduke
joined 2 weeks ago
Obviously, my joke didn't land. Don't mind me, I'll just go dye in the corner.
Not to kink shame or judge, but wouldn't it just be easier and less messy to change the laces themselves?
Applicable Carlin quotes:
"If you're pre-born, you're fine. If you're preschool, your fucked."
"Conservatives like live babies because they grow up to be dead soldiers."
And finally "You ever notice how these 'pro-life' dicks are people you'd never wanna fuck in the first place?!"
"The unborn are a convenient group of people to advocate for. They never make demands of you; they are morally uncomplicated, unlike the incarcerated, addicted, or the chronically poor; they don’t resent your condescension or complain that you are not politically correct; unlike widows, they don’t ask you to question patriarchy; unlike orphans, they don’t need money, education, or childcare; unlike aliens, they don’t bring all that racial, cultural, and religious baggage that you dislike; they allow you to feel good about yourself without any work at creating or maintaining relationships; and when they are born, you can forget about them, because they cease to be unborn. You can love the unborn and advocate for them without substantially challenging your own wealth, power, or privilege, without re-imagining social structures, apologizing, or making reparations to anyone. They are, in short, the perfect people to love if you want to claim you love Jesus, but actually dislike people who breathe. Prisoners? Immigrants? The sick? The poor? Widows? Orphans? All the groups that are specifically mentioned in the Bible? They all get thrown under the bus for the unborn.”
- Pastor David Barnhart
"We're so pro-life we'll fucking KILL YOU to prove it!"
Hey Luxembourg, you broke it, you bought it! She's YOUR fucking problem now! AHAHAHA!
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No? Still in this timeline? ...fuck.
Full-on mask off, now. Owner class protecting owner class, nothing to see here. These aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along.
Yes, it is.
I used to think it was just a movie that happened during Christmas, but it wasn't a Christmas movie. I changed my mind when it was pointed out that the movie wouldn't have happened if it wasn't Christmas. He was visiting his family for Christmas. It's not a typical Christmas movie, but it is a Christmas movie.
My $.02
Nancy "McConnell" Pelosi, still hard at work, fucking over America for personal gain.
"I love the uneducated!"
Fuckin' A.