Why not just take the money and get a non-nazi mobile?

He had me in the first half, but holy shit.

Anyone think he'll be genuinely surprised when it falls apart?

Tesla: Due to the attacks on our dealerships and stock, we currently only have refurbished cybertrucks to offer. Here is one which has the panels reattached. It's just like it came out of the factory.

Customer: wasn't that mine that I just returned?

Tesla: yeah but this time we used gorilla glue. Please ignore the finger prints and hairs that got stuck to it. We let Elon's kid stick them back on for a photo op. He only got his hand stuck 5 times.

Tesla: alternatively we've got this one going cheap. It only has one swastika painted on the side that we couldn't get off, otherwise it's brand new.

...but they're ALL defective

Why anyone would want a Swastikar for any amount of money is beyond my understanding.

So he skipped shorting TSLA and just shorted the actual Swastikar instead?

Wait... Why buy another Tesla?

Stories like Reid Tomasko’s - and others who’ve had Tesla buy back their defective Cybertrucks - highlight how the EV ownership journey can take unexpected turns.

I wish they wouldn't conflate these dumpsters with EVs as a whole.

This happened to me with Sennheiser headphones. They broke, and I returned them. They by now had become the old model which was sold out. So they gave me a gift card which allowed me to buy new model for a price lower than my initial purchase. Gotta love those warranty laws.

This is a good allegory for what's happening to the stock market now and how the billionaires are profiting immensely.

Kinda fucked the author didn't make that connection.

They all should have sold them back after the first Nazi salute, and made it abundantly clear why they were doing so, if you ask me.

His business is wrapping vehicles, and he says he's already wrapped quite a few of them, so at least part of the reason he has one seems to be marketing his business.

I hope the next one explodes on him

This happened to me with cyberpunk