this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I AM A RED-BLOODED AMERICAN PATRIOT! I LET MY GOVERNMENT STEAL MY INFORMATION, I LET MY BOSS STEAL MY LABOR, I LET MY FISTS BEAT MY WIFE AND I LET MY MOUTH DRINK MY BEER!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Tagline potential? Reads like one of those weird t-shirts.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Admins, give the people what they want!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is this copypasta? If not, it should be.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It is just me channeling the ghosts of the four chuds who died during the 2021 Capitol Riot

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I've never seen a more believable medium

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

I was born with the Shinning

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

BUT I'LL BE DAMN IF I LET MY KIDS POST SILLY DANCES ON SOME ORIENTAL WEBSITE!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The fact the law doesn't change anything about how the app (or any other app) operates it just forces them to sell it to an American company so we can benefit instead of China should be enough to invalidate the bill.

Instead it's got wide support because China bad.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

yet to hear a single "muh capital flight" neolib pipe up about this one

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

And now Mnuchin is saying he's gonna buy? OMFG.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago

I'm old enough to remember when libs thought that the orange cheeto was sooooo silly for being obsessed with China.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

God damn tick tocks teaching kids not to be racist, NOT IN MY HOUSE, my children are just as racist as their old man.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

when you turn 18 and i kick you out, you can decide your biases, but until then while you're under my roof you will abide by mine!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Remember when your parents told you not to use your real name on the net? Now you have to upload pics of your ID.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

This line from the Verge https://www.theverge.com/2024/3/13/24097125/house-bill-vote-tiktok-ban-china-bytedance-divestment

“The House vote revives some US policymakers’ hopes for a forced divestment of TikTok, due to fears that Chinese law could compel its parent company to hand over information on US users, presenting a national security risk”

Perhaps the issue is the very fact these companies can collect the information.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Isn't this Yankee Tankie?