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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Macbeth: "I am Macbeth.

And I say: Make America Great Again!"

Trump: enters the stage "Now you're speaking my language!"

Macbeth: "I'm actually speaking Middle English at best!"

Trump: "Want to learn how to speak American?"

Macbeth: "Sure! Did I mention that I hate the gays now?"

Dance number starts and Macbeth and Trump sing about how much they hate abortion.

Curtains close in.

F I N

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It's, err, not exactly Shakespeare...

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I did your writing prompt. @[email protected]

See below.

this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2024
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