this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago

Bold of you to assume they can walk

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But I already know OP's Mom

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

I know it a joke, but is this just a tank top like shirt, hung upside down?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t think so. There’s only one strap and it’s in the center

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I think that goes over your back. Look carefully at the bottom right, you can see another hole

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That's just damage from wear and tear. I assume they get heavy use.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Huh, I see that now. Pretty funny either way

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And if it was undies they would reach the arm pits, even if the person is spherical.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's for a one-armed guy? This leaves me with a better mental image.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

tbh that doesn't make it much better

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

A tank top would have a hole in the middle and two straps, not a single strap in the middle and two holes.

Those are tighty whities.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Leave poor Shrek alone!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Quintuple-XL might be underestimating these mammoths.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

What's Eating Gilbert Grape backstory.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Think I saw that hanging in a window on US 31 just south of Petoskey Michigan.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Is that a cloth diaper for a horse?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

It's a g-strong

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That tent sleeps 3 comfortably... Smells of low tide unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Tadadatadadada Sail