RimWorld... I'm not the type for cannibalism or human skin hats, but I do produce and sell a shitload of cocaine.

Oh, and I killed a child colonist, in this run. There was a bug in her age-up event, and the game would not let me proceed until she was... removed. I hate killing children, but since it was the end of the world without doing so, I give myself a pass this time

MarioKart so hit and run or throwing things at other cars

Destroying a planet solely to exterminate an invasive species in order to thwart the plans of a space pirate organization who were planning on leveraging the powers of said invasive species for nefarious purposes.

At least I saved the animals.

Assisting a vampire in plotting and then carrying out the murder of her father.

climbing a mountain and curing my depression

Being an ex yakuza

Idk...Being a good lawyer? I was just playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles

Demolishing robots with a magnetic guitar-sword in beat with my rock playlist that plays in my heart.🤘

Uh...is travelling through time and mass exterminating purple lovecraftian monsters with my pet bird a crime? Because if not, I got nothin

Mass murdering animals.

Doing 95mp/h in a semi down the shoulder of a highway in Colorado.

Running a 75 ton Timberwolf Battlemech.

Pretty sure just turning the thing on would be enough to get me arrested. Civilians typically aren't allowed Surface To Surface missiles, and megawatt power lasers that are effective weapons at a range of over 1000m.

I'll have a 100 ton Madcat 2 soon.

I'd probably be done in for EPA violations (Satisfactory).

For yelling too loud.

Statement of an observing police officer:

They say ToxicWaste murdered that Salesman... with his voice! Shouted him apart!

Going a-víking and dismembering "a few" Englishmen...

Killing Nazis

Good thing I don’t have to worry about that ever happening IRL…

Rolling a ball that, through exponential growth, eventually starts to swallow up the likes of skyscrapers, clouds, Godzilla, and the planets of the galaxy.

Crushing LEGO villains and collecting silver, gold, and purple studs.

Driving a Trabant through the desert. Occasionally shooting rabid bunnies.

Being too homosexual.

FFXIV

Playing poker with a non-standard deck.

Making my government into an expansionist empire and leading its armies with a bit too much detail.

Legend of Zelda, maybe somebody finally had enough of me smashing all their pots and cutting all their grass. I don't think those monsters are calling the cops for all the murder, they always seem to pop right back anyway.

Last game I've played was egg, inc. It's a mobile idle "numbers go up" game.. There's nothing overtly criminal, so probably tax evasion or something on my trevigintillion bocks.

definately animal abuse.
i put 25 cows into a 1m² pen.

literally what is there to say about geometry dash, it's a fucking square

Killing mr house

Spreading Managed Democracy, whether they want it or not!

Killing the queen (chess)

Graveyard Keeper.

I don't even know. An absurd amount of mishandling and experimenting on corpses.

Destruction of property and I guess kidnapping by rolling everything in earth into a giant ball

Polluting and extracting every raw resource for my own benefit, mindlessly destroying the native alien population as they attempt to stop my destruction of their land.

For apprehending or killing terrorists, and defusing their bombs in a hospital terror attack

Driving my rocket powered car into someone so they explode. What a save.

Trying to commit a hostile takeover by having my company's employees fistfight their company's employees in the town square.

Playing cards...? It was solitaire 😅

Murdering zombies with plants.

One could say it's zombies vs. plants!

Murdering wildlife and blowing up planets.

Forging a committed relationship with Shadowheart.

Killing hundreds of zombies, skeletons, creepers, and Illagers, not so I can save the villagers they wrongly imprisoned, but so I can get that one specific gilded sword.