Took me way too long to realize that headline was from The Onion.
That's fucking concerning. I almost fell for it too. A feel years ago it would clearly be a joke and now it's like we're laughing in pain.
I started thinking if chicken eggs were in a burrito. It's an embryo! Illegal!
Makes sense.
After you eat a couple you gotta drop the kids off at the pool.
I never heard of pooping being called that
You’ve never taken the Browns to the Super Bowl ?
Another good one!
Neither had a colleague of mine, evidently. A client called and he confidently informed them that I was dropping the kids off at the pool.
He legit thought that I’d left work to take the kids swimming.
Life begins at the tortilla stage
Don’t be ridiculous. A tortilla only has the potential to become a burrito. It doesn’t even have any fillings.
Minimum viable burrito? Tortilla plus sour cream?
Alabama women have to cross state lines to get rid of their frozen burritos
This does not apply to men of course, because they don't carry frozen burritos.
Supreme Court: This is not sexist at all.
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.
–Anatole France
I know you’ve eaten a dry tortilla. Who are you trying to deceive?
Feels like The Onion is on their game today, between this and the Trump $399 furry tail.
Get in my belly...
My country has no sourcream. We need a revolution.
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