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Alabama Supreme Court Rules That Frozen Burritos Are Children
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Don’t be ridiculous. A tortilla only has the potential to become a burrito. It doesn’t even have any fillings.
Minimum viable burrito? Tortilla plus sour cream?
Alabama women have to cross state lines to get rid of their frozen burritos
This does not apply to men of course, because they don't carry frozen burritos.
Supreme Court: This is not sexist at all.
–Anatole France
I know you’ve eaten a dry tortilla. Who are you trying to deceive?