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[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Don’t be ridiculous. A tortilla only has the potential to become a burrito. It doesn’t even have any fillings.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Minimum viable burrito? Tortilla plus sour cream?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Alabama women have to cross state lines to get rid of their frozen burritos

This does not apply to men of course, because they don't carry frozen burritos.

Supreme Court: This is not sexist at all.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.

–Anatole France

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I know you’ve eaten a dry tortilla. Who are you trying to deceive?

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