Biblically accurate baseball

Lmao.

I’ll try to explain, I guess (in a simplified manner so nerds don’t @ me).

Firstly, there’s the Bowler. That’s the pitcher in baseball, except the Bowler runs for a few seconds with the ball towards the batsman/batswoman (batter in baseball - we really should adopt that terminology) before “pitching” the ball. Thats why the arrow is there above the Bowler - toe represent that “run up”.

How much the bowler runs differs on various factors I won’t get into but it’s always from somewhere in the lighter green area to the very bottom yellowish area. The longer the “run up”, the faster the “pitch” (called delivery in cricket).

The lighter green area is the 30 yard circle. The yellowish area is the pitch. The darker green area can vary in size. It can be squarish or circle or oval. It can be 60 yards away at some stadiums or 90 yards away at others.

Usually, you’re only allowed to have a certain number of players inside the 30 yard circle, with the rest outside it. Or vice versa. I won’t get into it.

On the pitch, the light blue dot is the UMP - the umpire or the referee. There are two of them on the ground. The other stands in the 30 yard circle. (SL-UMP). The opposing team has two players on the field at a given team. Both on the pitch. They are the Batsman/Batswoman (BS and B-NS).

WK is the Wicketkeeper. Like the bowler, their position also varies. They can be close to the pitch or further away from it, usually depending on how long a run up the bowler has. But also always within the 30 yard circle.

Thats everything for the acronyms I believe.

I’ll come to the positions the fielding team (the non-batting team) takes. You only need to know a few - the rest are variations or super rare.

Firstly, the field is divided into two halves. When the batsman/batswoman hits the ball to the left half of the field, it’s considered the “leg side”. The right side is called the “off side”. This is from their point of view, not ours.

This is why as you look at the fields you’ll see positions on one side of the map, the left, have “leg” and the other, the right, had “off.”

Of course, because the right side is “off side” the left side positions that mirror them are called “on” instead of “leg” - “mid on” and “mid off” instead of “mid off” and “mid leg”.

But the left side is “leg”. It’s not “on.”

Finally, on to the positions.

The positions near the WK are the Slips. Those are the numbers. Only 1-4 are important. I didn’t even know they went up to 9. The slips are on the right side of the batter (I’m just gonna say this from now on.) Of course, when they are on the left, we say… leg slip. There is also Gully, which is also behind the batter like the Slips and the WK, but not as close as them (but still within the 30yard circle).

Positions in and on the 30 yard circle: You only need to know a few. Point, Square Leg, Cover, Mid-Wicket. If you look at the graph, you see they form a sort of square around the batter. There are four very important positions and you always have a fielder either on those potions or on one of their variations.

Which is what most of the list is!!!

Point is a position on the 30 yard circle. Deep Point is just the point fielder moving further away from the batter (beyond the 30 yard circle and closer to the edge of the field). Silly Point is the fielder moving closer to the batter, closer to the slips. Forward Point is just the fielder moving a bit lower on the 30 yard circle so they’re not parallel to the batter anymore. Backward Point is then the fielder moving up on the 30 yard circle.

What is Cover Point? Just a position between Cover and Point! (Very important btw).

What is Short Cover? Cover, but closer to the batter. Deep Cover? It’s Cover, but further away from the batter (beyond the 30-years circle). Extra Cover is Cover, but lower on the 30 yard circle. Deep Extra Cover is Extra Cover, but further away from the batter.

The graph is cut up and doesn’t show all the positions/names but it’s the same with Square Leg and its variations - Deep Square Leg, Forward Square Leg, Backward Square Leg, Deep Backward Square Leg etc. and with Mid-Wicket and Deep Midwicket.

Outside the 30-yard circle: Just four positions, again. Third Man, Fine Leg (both behind the batter) and Long On and Long Off (in front). They are all positions behind the 30 yard circle, closer to the edge of the field (the boundary). But again, there are variations.

Third Man and Fine Leg can be closer to the batter. Thus, Short Third Man or Short Fine Leg.

The Long Off and Long On have counterparts within the 30 yard circle, the Mid Off and Mid On. When these positions are instead on the 30 yard circle, they are Deep Mid Off and Deep Mid On. If they are close to the bowler when they finish the run up, they are Short Mid On and Short Mid Off. If they are even closer, ie next to the batter like with Silly Point, they are Silly Mid On and Silly Mid Off.

Finally, no one uses Straight Hit or Long Stop. But…straight, wide, fine and square are used in variations I haven’t mentioned. The gist of that is - when the Longs are closer to Straight Hit they are considered Straighter. When they are further away (and closer to deep cover/midwicket in a sense) they are Wider. Similarly, when Third Man is closer to Long Stop, they are “fine”. When they are closer to deep square, they are “square”. Of course, you can’t have a fine fine leg when you want a fielder nearer to long stop, so you say it’s a straight fine leg instead. And if it’s closer to Deep Square Leg, it is, of course, a square fine leg.

That’s it.

Hope it helps.

silly mid-off

Tag yourself I’m silly point

I buy it, you could make similarly complex graphics/maps for american football. the defenders probably have to memorize the positions they need to take for each individual batsman before the game. It probably changes based off of game situation as well.

Next dick pic I receive is getting called a silly mid-on

Yes it's real. Though quite a few of fielding positions are never used in the modern game.

Source: I used to play cricket cricket

Ah, so this is what XY coordinates looked like before the metric system.

Stuff like this is one of the reasons why the only sports I like are combat sports. Even if I don't know what the specific rules are in a combat sport, I can appreciate that it is bad to get kicked in the head, but that also it looks cool.

Tag urself im "fine third man" lol

just got my diagnosis, I've got Backward Square Leg

SILLY MID-OFF?!?!

dang, cricket already had "mid-off" before it was slang

Cricket is american football for non-americans.