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‘Disturbed’ show postponed after singer comes down with a sickness (who13.com)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 137 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Somewhere out there, a writer is feeling smug as fuck over that headline.

[–] Birdie 43 points 9 months ago

As he should. It's pure gold.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That man's name? Dan Hendrickson

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Dan must have waited a lifetime to pounce with that pun and dear lord he finally did it

[–] [email protected] 64 points 9 months ago

That crazy son of a bitch, he did it.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ooh, wah-ah-ah-ah!

[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I went to one of their concerts, and their lead singer, David Draiman, was one of the most wholesome and honest guys I've ever seen. Funny headline, but I hope he recovers quickly and without any long-term effects.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

I've got a distant cousin that practically worships the guy, and the band, specifically because he met David a couple of times and was beyond nice.

Also one of the best voices out there imo. David, not my cousin

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Get up, come on!

You fucker get up!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago

We shouldn't have opened up our hate and let it flow into him 😔

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is the lead singer slowly morphing into Phil Collins?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

We should all be so lucky

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Do you promise to be a good boy and never do it again?

Why did you have to be such a bitch?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

...down with a sickness

What kind of editor changes "the" to "a" in this instance!?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

It's because there's no punishment when we die

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Because there's a lot more than one sickness?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"This content is not available in your country/region."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I read that as a line from "Down with the Sickness."

Also, I had the same problem. Solved by good ol' 1ft.io

https://1ft.io/proxy?q=http%3A%2F%2Fwho13.com%2Fnews%2Fdisturbed-show-postponed-after-singer-comes-down-with-a-sickness%2F

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Mommy issues is not a sickness... Unless it is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

At least he's staying true to his motto.