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‘Disturbed’ show postponed after singer comes down with a sickness (who13.com)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 137 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Somewhere out there, a writer is feeling smug as fuck over that headline.

[–] Birdie 43 points 9 months ago

As he should. It's pure gold.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That man's name? Dan Hendrickson

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Dan must have waited a lifetime to pounce with that pun and dear lord he finally did it