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Anon goes ape (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 86 points 2 years ago

Then you realize that you died somewhere between steps 2 & 3.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

I once saw him down six chained spicy Italian glizzies without breaking eye contact. Anon’s got this.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Your instance fails the scunthorpe test. It says s-p-i-c-y.

LemmyNSFW admins keep making rookie mistakes.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

As in the function or that I removed comedy? In either case, yes.

[-] [email protected] 70 points 2 years ago

Silverbacks are adult male gorillas, not adolescents. I'm beginning to doubt that anon has thought this through at all!

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago

His plan is completely bananas.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

If anyone tells him that, he'll likely go completely apeshit

[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No because this is ~~classical~~ operant conditioning not Pavlovian.

Edit: Corrected for my stupid response while exhausted.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

I think its like every pavlovian is a classical but not every classical is a pavlovian.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

This is what happens when I'm posting while exhausted. It's not Pavlovian/classical, it's operant conditioning.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Because a raging silverback gorilla that can bench two tons just isn't enough - it needs to be a swole silverback for it to count.

Some guys really have self-confidence issues.

No wonder even his made up girlfriend dumped him.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

There's no such thing as an adolescent silverback. A silverback is a fully mature dominant male. They don't gain the silver coloration until they are mature, so the entire premise is a contradiction in terms.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

According to the foundation’s website, the growing problem affects one in every 29 million Americans, and one in every 80 Congolese.

💀

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

"After all, the gorilla is still in their basement"

lmao

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

OK, I you got me until I checked the source

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Couldn't anon oh i don't know get ripped himself ? Or is their ex a gorrila too cause that would explain why anon need a gorrilla for fight

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Reading through the green text

What kind of deranged experiment is- Oh. ........Oh.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

If you're going for bulk and rage, you're forgetting the copious amount of steroids...

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Using Makima's face for the post was the cherry on the cake.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

So much effort... Just deliver to her adult male chimp after 3 weeks in solitary confinement.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Did anon have a workout buddy and this is about cheating?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Or you could buy gorilla feed from the zoo and mpmd's gorilla mind and gorilla mode. Then after your transformation is complete you take drugs and kill your ex girlfriend.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I swear I've seen this in Family Guy

[-] [email protected] -5 points 2 years ago

This was funny until it became misogynistic, I guess

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

How? It could be a woman with a woman as an ex, nothing in the post suggests gender.

Methinks projection from you, friend

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

We are talking about 4chan here, but you are more right than wrong.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Fair point lol

this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2024
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