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Anon goes ape (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[+] [email protected] -23 points 9 months ago (3 children)

So a silverback is a specific species of mountain gorilla that has a distinctive silver hair on its back after a certain age.

Almost like I said silverback is a species

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

Bald men are my favorite species. It gets me moist knowing that they can’t get me pregnant.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Lol, now say "rooster is a species". Fuckin dork

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

~~Redditor~~ Lemmy user admitting they might be wrong challenge (impossible)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Nah I'll admit it

I looked it up at first and the phrasings I kept seeing was "species of mountain gorilla" so I assumed that meant it was a specific species. Woke up to the downvotes so I looked a little deeper and found out I was wrong.

Personally I blame Google for not being able to answer concise questions like "is a silverback gorilla a species" but it is what it is ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯