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This week's chapo mentioned it and I had to check for myself. Archive.is isn't working right now but if someone could get a current screenshot it's some of the most egregious shit I've seen from democrats. Even 
-ass campaigns have a full issues list and some kind of plan. Biden's official website doesn't mention a single issue and doesn't have a tab for anything beyond giving him money.
Liberals think you'll accept this and vote for them in 2024.
Joe Biden, to Israel
Oh but you see the clever little flourish how the tip of the exclamation mark and the right end of the red squiggle over their shoulders both end in an arrow, evoking growth and upward progress? You better believe someone made six figures off that design choice.
You can tell that this is authentic because the "handwritten" double underline done in red is perfectly identical to the other red double underline in the image in OP's post.
The one by Kamala looks like a V. Evoking all the vetoes they are going to play at the UN.
The V is for volcel (
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Why bother when his 2020 platform was full of shit like this?
Joe Biden believes in the worth and value of every Palestinian and every Israeli. He will work to ensure that Palestinians and Israelis enjoy equal measures of freedom, security, prosperity, and democracy. His policies will be grounded in a commitment to a two-state solution, where Israel and the future viable state of Palestine will live together in peace, security, and mutual recognition. Biden opposes any unilateral steps by either side that undermine a two-state solution. He opposes annexation and settlement expansion and will continue to oppose both as President. As President, Biden will take immediate steps to restore economic and humanitarian assistance to the Palestinian people, consistent with U.S. law, including assistance to refugees, work to address the ongoing humanitarian crisis in Gaza, reopen the U.S. consulate in East Jerusalem, and work to reopen the PLO mission in Washington.
bit idea: post this in liberal spaces as if it's part of his 2024 platform, "why does Biden support Hamas?"
Liberals are such fucking demons. Jesus.
Kill me
pov: you are palestinian child
Remember when a blood vessel burst in his eye while he was doing a debate or something? This is that 'the Mug'.
Lmao I remember the deluge of "uhm actually sweaty it is totally normal" articles after that
That's cause there ain't no issues jack; america is doing great. God could my dad make a website.
God could my dad make a website.
You have a moral duty to vote for 99% Trump
Why is he running with harris again? Is there really no one else?
Biden dying and getting four years of our first Percocet president would at least be very funny.
The lulz would be magnificent I must confess
[slurring] the wheelz on the bus go round and round
Is there really no one else?
American politics in 2024 summed up in one sentence
No one else that wouldn't make people ask "why can't we just vote for them for president"
Hard to pick somebody slightly less likeable then you that will actually help when you're at 30% approval.
Yes but all the little graphic design squiggles imply that he will be signing legislation
at this point I don't know what would be funnier, Joe Biden or Trump getting elected
It's another close election with no official result for days and they both die before the final vote is counted so a bunch of people fight for the claim to the vp spot.
"How do you expect them to have "issues" to list when the Biden-Harris administration has already solved all the problems and made everything as good as it can possibly be?"
Even his campaign video starts with shots of Jan 6 with a shitty horror movie trailer soundtrack. And then it's just Genocide Joe talking about how "we want more freedoms and rights, not fewer". I don't know how you would even parody this, it's just so ridiculous
At least they are up front about not having a platform…
He's not running, the DNC is planning to run Kamala, and this is more evidence for that. Notice how her picture is on every page, and her name is mentioned whenever Joe's is. The donate page is even more egregious. Everything on whitehouse.gov refers to the "Biden-Harris administration", and all the press releases make sure to mention her name as much as possible.
zero chance, Dems would never. Theyre keeping her primed in case of a worst case scenario but Joe is not going anywhere
The only way they put her in is if Joe dies.
If they really say "no primaries, we already have a candidate" and then force her in at the last second republicans win 40 states
geeze that's some politics_understander level stuff there but you may be onto something.
Nonsense, I managed to find an issue (that literally isn’t even about the election):
there's a dang CHEETO on the BALLOT 
EPIC OLD MAN MEME 
