Did they get his cum though?! 💉
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it's a very concise video (as are all of his), but the syringe really undersells the whole prostate electro-stimming aspect of the procedure a bit
Who extracts the extractors?
the world sits on the back of a cum extractor, and that cum extractor sits on another, larger cum extractor, and then it's simply cum extractors all the way down.
a cum tribute, if you will
Imagine finding a dead person and your first thought is "quick get his cum"
My heart goes out to all the IDF sperm they accidentally swallowed during recovery. 
This guys videos fucking rip
Producers of machines for forced sperm extraction are finally like
They were already making a killing through the mass abuse and torture of cows worldwide
Does it have a name like the Hannibal doctrine or iron sword? Operation Protective Surge? Operation Come Gather... idk, someone workshop this with me
Operation Collective Edge
This probably vibes the most out of every name suggested. Good job
thanks comrade you set it up real good
Operation Lost Swimmer
Operation Goon Squad
Operation Sperm Whale
Operation Healthy Diet
Operation Overspill
It's got to be really hamfisted in the naming. Lazarus Offspring Protocol or something like that.
Chromosome Utilization Mission ( C.U.M.) Force
Seed Shepherds
Genetic Rescue Squad
Operation Nocturnal Mission? (got it from Wolfenstein 3-D)
Operation Cumbo Drop
Operation White Rider
Operation White Swallow
Operation Nut Eater
Operation Ivory Poacher
Operation Cum-Pit of Jericho
It's this kind of in your face nazism that's so insane to see. 100% the Germans would have done this (maybe they did, I'm not a cum extraction aficionado) if they could.
They had all kinds of zany breeding program ideas, but freezing sperm wasn't technologically possible
~~The comically large syringe is funny, but the truth - shoving a taser up their asses to give them a prostate orgasm - is even funnier.~~
I looked it up, sorry, they indeed use comically large syringes.
Wait, can that work? 
shoving a taser up their asses to give them a prostate orgasm
please tell me this is how they actually do it
Okay, now that i looked it up, they dont, they drain the balls :(
MRW my balls get retrieved for my family after I get got by a 45 year old mechanic with a mac 10 
We, the woke moralist community would like to humbly request a truce with Jordan Peterson to stop this cock-milking nonsense.
The correct spelling is spermbp
I ROARED HOLY SHIT
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Started to find that guy a lot more sus after I discovered his LinkedIn profile