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[-] [email protected] 180 points 2 years ago

I think the implication of the last panel is supposed to be that the apple seller can't stop everyone, but if this was really an accurate satire, he'd chop down every tree, sue everyone that picked the apples, and then go back to selling his giant flavorless GMO apples for $5 a piece

[-] [email protected] 84 points 2 years ago

The hell of it is, some people would still be happy to buy his apples. Look, I ain't got time or health insurance to be fucking around climbing an apple tree, here's some cash, apples pls. But that's not good enough for the investors, who want guaranteed 5% growth every quarter, so now we've got to pour kerosene on the extra apples and force people to go hungry.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

You've read The Vines of Wrath.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

It's The Grapes of Being A Bit Miffed actually

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Much better than the sequel, The Apricots of Annoyance.

The porn Adaptation, Plums of Pleasure, is a banger though, pun intended.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

He would fence off the trees, and lobby his local government to require permits for picking apples, permits that have an issuing limit that somehow coincides with the number of apple stands he has. Picking apples without a permit would result in a fine of $10,000, or a year in jail.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

the apple seller can’t stop everyone

I bet the Once-ler wouldn't have that attitude.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

MFer needs a super-axe-hacker. Then he could whack down four apple trees in one smacker.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

If you haven't done so already I'd recommend listening to the scrapped movie song "biggering" which was cancelled because it scared illumination

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Originally I thought the joke was that after chopping down the one tree, eventually he had a shitload of trees grow (from the fallen apples), but guess not.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

but if this was really an accurate satire, he'd chop down every tree, sue everyone that picked the apples, and then go back to selling his giant flavorless GMO apples for $5 a piece

Only if he couldn't figure out a way to rent apples to customers.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I see this comic and find myself wishing we lived in such a world.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago

I'm not 14 years old enough to get this

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Me neither. Though I think it’s “something, something, something, capitalism sucks.”

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

Selling digital goods in a nutshell, when things are infinitely reproducible, you'll never run out of trees.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

I feel like this is a metaphor, I'm just not sure for what yet.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

The apples represent feet pics. It's a tough market so the businessman only wants his feet pics to be sold in a sea of feet pics on the internet.

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Hell yeah, this is the free gifts of nature in a nutshell.

[...] the “free gift of Nature to capital.” Capitalist exploitation and accumulation, as Marx explains, ultimately depend on capital’s usurping of nature’s gifts for itself, thereby monopolizing the means of production and wealth in its entirety

Probably better sources, but this is the first best one I found.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

So... farming is a free gift from nature?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

No, natural capital is - soil particularly.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This person is correct. Land and the natural process of nature are free gifts.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Close. Farming is labour, which is what gives economic value to the free gifts. The capitalists skim excess value from this process in the form of wage theft and other fuckery.

I'm simplifying, but yeah.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

There's so much wrong about this picture. But let's start from the obvious: that man shouldn't be able to afford a suit.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

The main question around this comic that makes it hard for me to derive a message is, who planted/cared for/owns the apple trees?

I’m reminded of a speech from Gus in Better Call Saul, where technically a tree from his homeland was wild, but he was the one that made the effort to water and care for it before a critter started stealing from it.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I wouldn't follow ethics in business advice from a meth dealer explaining why he killed a wild animal.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Right? It's obviously an orchard, not a forest, and obviously the apples are one of the popular commercial cultivars rather than some wild natural variant.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

This comic makes so little sense it's underflowed back to funny for me.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I suppose he was already grumpy because he was the only one who'd forgot about Dress Like Homer Simpson Or Peter Griffin Day at the orchard.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

My experience is that apple trees aren't that thick.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Your apple mom is though, heyoo

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

She sells sea shells down by the sea shore

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But the value of these shells will fall

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