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[-] Infynis@midwest.social 180 points 2 years ago

I think the implication of the last panel is supposed to be that the apple seller can't stop everyone, but if this was really an accurate satire, he'd chop down every tree, sue everyone that picked the apples, and then go back to selling his giant flavorless GMO apples for $5 a piece

[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 84 points 2 years ago

The hell of it is, some people would still be happy to buy his apples. Look, I ain't got time or health insurance to be fucking around climbing an apple tree, here's some cash, apples pls. But that's not good enough for the investors, who want guaranteed 5% growth every quarter, so now we've got to pour kerosene on the extra apples and force people to go hungry.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 years ago

You've read The Vines of Wrath.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 years ago

It's The Grapes of Being A Bit Miffed actually

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 10 points 2 years ago

Much better than the sequel, The Apricots of Annoyance.

The porn Adaptation, Plums of Pleasure, is a banger though, pun intended.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee -1 points 2 years ago

Fun fact: A stable company may appear to be growing by ~3% a year if you don't account for inflation.

I guess that's a silver lining because then investors don't see a stable company as stagnating.

[-] AtmaJnana@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Congratulations, you just discovered nominal value.

Are you really trying to put forth the incredibly naive proposition that the stock market is not aware of inflation?

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago

I... guess so?

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

He would fence off the trees, and lobby his local government to require permits for picking apples, permits that have an issuing limit that somehow coincides with the number of apple stands he has. Picking apples without a permit would result in a fine of $10,000, or a year in jail.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

the apple seller canโ€™t stop everyone

I bet the Once-ler wouldn't have that attitude.

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

MFer needs a super-axe-hacker. Then he could whack down four apple trees in one smacker.

[-] Cicraft@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

If you haven't done so already I'd recommend listening to the scrapped movie song "biggering" which was cancelled because it scared illumination

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Originally I thought the joke was that after chopping down the one tree, eventually he had a shitload of trees grow (from the fallen apples), but guess not.

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

but if this was really an accurate satire, he'd chop down every tree, sue everyone that picked the apples, and then go back to selling his giant flavorless GMO apples for $5 a piece

Only if he couldn't figure out a way to rent apples to customers.

[-] Bipta@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I see this comic and find myself wishing we lived in such a world.

this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2024
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