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[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago

I'd rather see a dramatization of early Steamboat Willie trying to find relevance in the modern entertainment industry.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

4/10? That's still two times better than Winnie the Pooh.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

barely even satire, this is almost guaranteed to be announced within the year

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

please show me i need to make fun of it asap

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

They're better off creating the first 420 Steamboat Willie movie.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm waiting for the porn myself.

Motorboat Willie, Stepmom Willie, an untapped resource in every sense.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Spitroast Willie, starring Mickey, Minnie and that fat cat that also appears

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Looking forward to Willie Wonka and the Steamboat Factory

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm there to see Black Flag screaming through the lips of this fucking mouse. That'd be a proper funeral to it's copyright.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Turns out Mickey also had the 10 1/2!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

"Steamboat Willie and the Secret Rings" was in there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I thought this was supposed to be parody but this seems very accurate.