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[–] [email protected] 64 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Education (´・ᴗ・ ` )

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I hear this photo

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Tsk is an onomatopoeia for disapproval

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Try, cry, pry, wry... <- Except that in these instances, Y is the vowel. Unless you're playing Wheel of Fortune, where Ys are always counted as consonants and cost nothing to play.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Hmm, not sure if there are.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Rhythm's not a vowelless word.

Rhythm is a dancer.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

In rhythm, y functions as a vowel, as it makes a vowel sound.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

Spelling-wise? Depends on what you mean by "vowel" and "word" – vowel isn't really a term for letters/spelling, it only really makes sense in a phonemic/phonetic context. So, phonetically? Yes – i.e. words that only have a rhotic in the nucleus like "curd" which is just [kɹ̩d] in many rhotic dialects like most American English, "and" is often pronounced [n̩], "can" can be [kn̩]~[kŋ̍], "full" can be pronounced [fʟ̩] in some dialects (includinɡ mine). You can also include paralinguistic words like "shh" [ʃ̩].

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I was going to post a less in depth reply along the same lines. Don't know why you're being downvoted.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Only by wheel of fortune rules.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (10 children)

Those aren’t really English “words” though. There’s some old welsh in there which actually used W as a double U. And then some onomatopoeia, which while defined in some dictionaries, aren’t really words anymore than abbreviations like CIA or FCC are words.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

According to the Cambridge English dictionary a word is simply "a single unit of language that has meaning and can be spoken or written", so acronyms and onomatopoeia are words as much as any other apparently. Maybe they would consider an acronym multiple units of language bound together though so not itself a word.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A cwm (pronounced /ˈkuːm/) is used in English in a technical geographical or mountaineering context to mean a deep hollow in a mountainous area

Uhuh...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I'm about to cwm.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Pppffffttttt

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact: In Dutch 'vowels' is the same word as is used for 'streetstones' (klinkers), so if you ask this question in Dutch, the answer is 'dirtroad'. 😅

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (15 children)

Ply?

But only if you reject the "sometimes y" clause.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

rhythm.

I think there might be a sometimes w clause too. But any w words I can think of have a y anyway

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

W is a sometimes vowel in Welsh. There are a few Welsh words that are valid in Scrabble dictionaries, which is really the only metric that matters. There are also several onomatopoeias that are valid Scrabble words, like mmm or brr or tsktsks. That last one is the only 7 letter word with no vowels or sometimes vowels.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Maaan, everything is a vowel if you just Welsh it hard enough.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Y functions as a vowel in this instance

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You can't just identify as a vowel.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Y can and does. You have a problem with that? Go complain on the internet.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Kyrgyz... styrn.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I honestly dont know how people come up with these answers

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