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Gen. Z for Trump
this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2023
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No LGBTQ people
Because LGBTQ people just appeared out of nowhere, willed into corporeal existence one day in the mid-80's by the manifestation of the Woke Mind Virus, and totally haven't existed in every civilization at any given time throughout the entirety of human history.
Really cool how they just casually suggest genocide like this.
and suddenly i'm the asshole if I even suggest any sort of retaliatory violence.
it's pretty easy to deflate this rhetoric if you know how to press their buttons;
"Do you want your daughter to marry a guy struggling with the urge to kiss men?"
I mean, whatever, at this level of homophobia they clearly want to exterminate anyone who isn't a cishet Christian. "Pushing their buttons" is just a shortcut to get them angry enough to admit it.
Well, yeah. If you can get them to say that, it's the fastest way to discredit them to anyone listening/lurking.
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Because LGBTQ people just appeared out of nowhere,
Clearly it's because of the chemicals in the water that turn the frogs gay.
The Spartans were just really good friends, and Greeks never enjoyed the company of anyone but rhe person they married
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I love how this dork thinks "pro-environment" is on the table.
It doesn't matter that you've made divorce illegal, you're still not going to get a girlfriend
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How do I rebel? By mirroring the exact positions of a 90 year-old who has never left their hometown, except I also throw in the environment because I have to live with the consequences of their positions and they have those positions because they don't have to.
They don't care about the environment, they just want to live on a farmhouse where migrant workers do their farming for them.
At least in Colorado it just means they want animals to hunt. But they also want to privitise all the land, use it for ranching, defund state efforts to protect natural areas, and expand fracking. They don't hike and they don't believe climate change exists despite it rapidly endangering those alpine animals.
It's the same kind of demonic fuck-fuck game they play with terms like "save the children" or "family values".
edit: Actually, I'm part of a ranger org with some 300~ members. Most of them are boomers and I've spoken with dozens of them. Not a single one has been a right-winger. They try to co-opt conservationism for their ranching and hunting, but even the most basic work of stewardship is so far beyond their capacity.
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no porn
stan the guy who paid a pornstar to fuck him
Literally less coherent than patsocs.
Pro-environment
Is that what you call it when you pollute rivers so badly they catch fire?
Pro-environment to them means forcefully depopulating the planet (guess which groups) until the wasteful lifestyles of current imperial core humans is within the earth's carrying capacity.
They might actually be serious. There have been a few right-wing dictators that were completely genocidal but put in legitimate efforts for environmental conservation. Trujillo in particular comes to mind.
Being Pro-environment and Pro-God to these people means praying to God to fix the environment and if nothing happens, then that's just how he wants things to be.
Why yes, I love Exxon mobil, why do you ask?
Right wing 'environmentalism' is definitely a thing. Like taking indigenous land and calling it "national parks."
Reactionaries wanting to "retvrn" to the "tradition" of the nuclear family... Bro you worship capital, not god
Seriously, even monogamy is a societal construct
These stupid fucks wouldn't know tradition if it bit them in the dick
Reactionaries draw a line in history where they want to return to and call that "tradition". For Americans, it's laughably recent. Japanese fascists at least want to go back to before the nuclear family, but their call to "retvrn" is similarly unserious and is reminiscent of the "Greek"-obsessed statue guys. Ignore all the homosexuality, ignore the paganism, ignore the female emperors... We totally want to retvrn guys it's just that 99% of the past did it wrong, too so we gotta correct that. 🙄
Yeah, they're usually just kind of insinuating their desired order is traditional, papering over any information to the contrary. Weaponized "theme park" history.
Nuclear family
We must bring Posadism back to America:
- More nuclear wars
- More dolphin communication
- More alien interference in human affairs
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The most traditional power source, next to human labour and wood fire.
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I like how nothing they advocate actually does anything concrete to create the world they want, it just abuses people. Literally "the beatings will continue until morale improves" shit.
The person runnig this is a divorced 62 yo with SO MANY Gb of illegal porn
A lot of these things are very recent in terms of history unlike porn and lgtbq which has existed since the beginning which is infact very traditional.
The funny thing about the yankee empire is that we don't have a general concept of the empire. So, unlike say the brits' empire where people and the press might talk about what to do in this or that colonial holding, the core here largely only talks about local stuff. It's a weird kinda irony; the most extensive empire in global history is also the most parochial.
I mean, this is just stupid reactionary christian stuff. What's really interesting is that this stupid reactionary christian stuff isn't made different for coming from the core's core of empire. You find identical stuff coming from out of the way countries with little influence over anything. Poland, for example.
-impossible
-impossible and would be a genocide
-impossible, people would just fake adultery
-poor people can't afford this
-poor people can't afford this
-impossible
-too many different gods even in Christianity. Youll just schism again
-good, but he probably means something insane
Why don’t these people just become Amish?
'cus their idea of "traditional life" doesn't go any further back than the middle of the 20th century
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No divorce (except for adultery and abuse)
Famous non-adulterer, Donald Trump.
"ah shit, these positions are completely identical to dennis prager. better throw in "pro-environment" to act like this is any different than what every other conservative believes"
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"No divorce besides adultery and abuse" and yet they support trump, who has been divorced for neither of those reasons
who has been divorced for neither of those reasons
And has committed adultery numerous times himself. Truly a bastion of Christian morality.
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CW SA
So the 70% plus of people that fail to prove rape in a court of law are just shit out of luck, then.
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This is pretty much the blueprint for how to be Guatemala minus the "no porn" and "Pro-environment." The nationalists have been saying that this is our decade and it looks like that's the case with Ukraine and Argentina doing their best to be like us.
This loser deserves to get bullied.
No Porn
I doubt this bozo would ever let an independent investigator check their browser history and hidden files to verify non-deletion publicly. Because we know what we would find.
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